independant

An ornamental dangly-bit for a necklace dat is intended to look cool/impressive all on its own, regardless of what other jewelry and/or garments dat da wearer is sporting.
A nice simple crystal bauble hangin' from an elegant chain can be super-attractive just in and of itself, without any supplementary decorations; it will be independant.
by QuacksO June 03, 2023
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farternize

To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.
While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
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diere prediction

Refers to any horrendous-possible-future-event statement like, "You will almost certainly drop dead if you don't buy/do this" that is made by someone who often is just selfishly trying to manipulate you into bowing to their wishes/ideas. Under ordinary circumstances, about the only type of thing that would be of valid concern would be something like smoking or taking certain medications.
During my visit to the ER with acute pleurisy during the late fall of '02, the doctor --- probably in a selfish effort to further milk MaineCare --- attempted to scare me into having my appendix removed by informing me that I would "very likely" not survive unless I had that operation. I knew that it was just an inflamed pleural sac, though, so in spite of the doctor's diere prediction, I said no thank you, and took a cab home. My sister gave me some calcium pills and I rested in bed for most of the morning and afternoon, and then the following day I was actually recovered enough to "bundle up like a mummy" and walk a mile through the bitter cold to visit some friends. That was well over fifteen years ago, and I'm still alive and kickin'!
by QuacksO March 30, 2019
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chapacity

How much sun/wind someone's skin can withstand before starting to crack and/or bleed.
"Chapacity" can also refer to how they rate a particular dude's performance-limit in Merry Old England.
by QuacksO March 12, 2021
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bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.
Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.
by QuacksO March 28, 2020
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ribbons and beaus

Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.
I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.
by QuacksO March 26, 2021
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axeplanation

One or more reasons for either chopping something or issuing a pink slip.
In da classic children's book, Lassie Come Home", da Duke of Rudling snortingly gives da Carraclough family an "axeplanation" of why he "had to sack" his animal-handler Hynes: "He was an utter nincompoop! Didn't know a dog from a ring-tailed filly!"
by QuacksO May 22, 2022
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