QuacksO's definitions

cowhoperation

A conspiracy between two or more individuals to clobber someone.

Da Three Stooges seemed to always be pummeling each other, so perhaps they were all just one big cowhoperation.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!

How Daffy Duck responded to the bear's sway-mooning him after crossing over to the other side of the hunting-boundary --- i.e., he was offended by the bear's cheekiness, and so he fired some shots in the bear's direction at the next chance he got.

Shortly after Daffy Duck performed the whole, "Grizzly's got a booty like --- POW! POW! POW!" routine, he did indeed manage to score a glancing hit on the bear's butt and blow off a patch of fur, so the bear vengefully stuffed Daffy's beak full of shotgun-shells and catapulted him through the air so that he slammed head-first into a tree, setting off the shells one by one and causing massive jets of flame to blast out of Daffy's mouth for some time afterwards.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

lattetude

A horizontal band of da Earth where they produce and/or consume way too much frothy coffee.

If they drink excessive caffeine-rich libation in Missizippy, is that state located in a lattetude???

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

statusfactory

Adequate in da present condition, performance, lifestyle, etc.

Diploma-mills could be jokingly referred to as "status-factory" businesses, in dat they produce impressive-looking achievement-certificates dat can make someone of even mediocre employment-worthiness appear "statusfactory" to prospective employers or business-partners.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024

London Derriere

A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.

They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.

by QuacksO March 18, 2023

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

sirveillance

Da act of keeping an eye on one or more male humans.

Tammy Wynette famously advocated "standing by your man" --- does dat include da lady's conducting sirveillance to see if her man is also faithfully "standing by" her, or if he's secretly "getting a little on da side"??

by QuacksO January 11, 2023