QuacksO's definitions

non-prophet group

Any organization or gathering of realistically-practical and open-mindedly compassionate people who are genuinely trying to assist their fellow humans with specific problems, and who wish to do so in a sane rational truly-effective "real world" manner, without trying to force a huge load of prejudiced acridly-critical theological "tough love" babble down the throats of the unfortunates who are seeking their help.

I hate it when non-prophet groups are labelled as "heathen" or "atheist" --- heck, they're just trying to actually provide people with what they really need, but without being destructively judgemental... what's so horrid or "sinful" about that???

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Look out, Urban Dictionary!

What you palm-rubbingly mutter under your breath as you smirkingly head over to this site after thinking up a whole bunch of clever/tasteless/shockingly-in-yer-face words to define, knowing that the judges are gonna go nuts trying to "digest" all of your rapidly-submitted crap.

I just now came up with several really awesome-but-morbid-toned definitions related to the word "coroner", and so I'm about to send 'em in --- look out, Urban Dictionary!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

built-in swimming-trunks

A.k.a. thighs --- a guy can temporarily hide his "junk" by tucking it back behind him and then pressing his thighs together, so that he is at least a little more "decent" if he's unexpectedly "caught in the buff".

A gal doesn't really have much of anything particularly "obvious" to hide "down there", so she wouldn't need built-in swimming-trunks; now, if only she had something "up top" to hide da "baby-feeders" in an emergency... I guess her arms and hands can sometimes adequately suffice, although that is usually only effective if she's fairly "small" in the "girly" department.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

came to blows

Rather than alluding to a physical altercation, this much-more-benign past event was merely where a dude ejaculated from being sucked off.

I really liked da hot chick who attended da neighborhood barbecue, and so I asked her if she'd give me some head. She agreed, but since she'd arrived with another fellow, I avoided any potential unpleasantness by asking him if he was okay with dat. He gave his consent, and so da only thing dat "came to blows" was my cock inside said cutie's mouth.

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

fundementalist

Someone who is "insane and enjoys every minute of it", often defending/rationalizing his crazed behavior and warped values with misguided religion.

Ambrose Bierce spoke of a "mad" person's being just as totally sure of his own sanity as anyone else would be --- I wonder if he had fundementalists in mind?

by QuacksO November 3, 2018

symmetree

What a gardener strives to attain wif his hedge-trimmers.

I love da "random look" --- i.e., how leafed and needled plants are in their natural state. I don't need symmetree.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Pearyodontal

Refers to gum-related issues experienced by arctic explorers.

If Eskimos "live on whale meat and blubber" (You'd cry, too, if you only had whale meat to eat!), I'm surprised that they don't have more Pearyodontal problems.

by QuacksO March 21, 2021