Someone who is attracted to a human of either gender if said human will purchase desired items for said someone.
I only choose friends who will still "stand by you if you're down and out". No materialistic "fair weather friend" buysexuals for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
Da double-ended dinghy Tidely-Idley was fitted with a make-and-break engine so dat Burt Dow didn't hafta paddle it when he went to fish for cod; his other boat was no longer launchable, and so he'd filled it with earth and planted geraniums and Indian peas --- does this mean dat said flowers were oarganically grown??
by QuacksO May 25, 2023
In China, dey associate being old wif acquired wisdom, and so da senior citizens wear their wrinkles wif pride --- dey don't bother wif cawsmetics.
by QuacksO July 01, 2020
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 06, 2019
An airtight room to where you can flee so as to avoid having your delicate nostrils assailed with offensive odors.
If you're gonna have a frat-party, make sure that you print the invitation in large type so that people won't misread what the part is supposed to involve, or you might need a stanktuary to gaggingly escape to as soon as everyone starts voluminously breaking wind from chowing down on huge helpings of baked beans and cabbage.
by QuacksO July 30, 2021
Barnyard escapees of da horned-bovine variety who decide to wander into populated areas to check out points of interest.
I wonder if a good way to deal wif an influx of taurusts is for da animals' owners to show up driving one or more of da "cars dat saved Ford from bankruptcy", and then said huge lumbering four-legged objects will be favorably attracted to said identically-named vehicles, and will therefore docilely follow said four-WHEELED objects out of town and back to their cattle-farms.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
Safely traversing a rotary is no laughing matter! One should not be "joking aroundabout it" when navigating said dangerous asphalt loop --- total seriousness and concentration are in order there!
by QuacksO May 09, 2023