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isenglass

What windows are made out of in Middle Earth.
Glass is very breakable, so dey hafta post a regiment of "isenguards" at da factory where isenglass is made, to make sure dat nobody gets in to damage da fragile silicate sheets as dey come off da furnace-conveyor.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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Cadillack

A luxury-car brand of four-wheeler, but not quite up to actual luxury-car styling or performance. Da infamous Cimarron comes to mind.
Some fancy-schmancy land-yachts were indeed really nice, but others were decidedly "Cadillacking" in one way or another.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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"spicy" weather-temps forecast

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018
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memorayal service

A funeral for an eel.
Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
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piece of mind

Cranial tranquility dat comes from either "having a girl in every port" or knowing dat you possess "holstered insurance".
Madea claimed dat --- by her being able to "get her Glock" at any time dat she felt da need for it --- she gained piece of mind regarding "da getters gettin' her"; judging by her perpetually-tense-'n'-temperish emotional state, however, I seriously wonder if said easy access to powerful weaponry actually had much if any calming effect on her.
by QuacksO December 23, 2024
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expectorations

Refers to the hoped-for level of lung-declogging performance that you have when first taking medicines containing camphor, eucalyptus, and/or menthol.
Most over-the-counter congestion-relieving products are of fairly mild potency, so you should not have very high expectorations about them. Extended use of these meds, however, often can indeed help "loosen things up" in your respiratory system.
by QuacksO September 4, 2020
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seagullable

Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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