QuacksO's definitions

Wienerschnitzel

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.

“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

pexcessive

Going crazy wif da size/quantity of plastic water-pipe during a remodeling job.

1/2"-inside-diameter crimp-on tubing is usually more than adequate for regular household faucets and toilets/tubs/showers; anything larger than that would likely be pexcessive.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024

Aztech

Ancient Native-American inventions.

According to Johnny Hart's "B.C. for P.B.C." cartoons, computers even existed 'way back in da days of da cave man --- so perhaps Aztech was indeed alive and well even dat far in da past.

by QuacksO November 16, 2024

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

waftermath

Da results of gentle breezes' shifting odors, objects, etc. from one locale to another.

Whenever Old Mrs. Jones bakes her sumptuous pastries and sets them out to cool, it's always da same waftermath --- all da neighborhood children smell da irresistible aromas and come flocking to her house to beg for samples of said delectables.

by QuacksO October 21, 2022

axecessory

A supplementary tool that lumberjacks use, such as a peavey or hand-saw.

Paul Bunyan enjoyed using all of his various wood-handling tools to supplement his huge "chopper-sledge", but Babe the Blue Ox was actually alive and thus provided him with companionship during his long boring days in the forest, and so she was his favorite axecessory.

by QuacksO August 3, 2019

inoguration

A gala "welcoming a new era" shindig where da attendees swig copious amounts of calorie-rich sugary dairy-based cordial.

Da local supermarket had a post-Christmas sale on half-gallon jugs of yummy eggnog, so I stacked up my cart; other shoppers jokingly asked me if I was hosting an inoguration.

by QuacksO September 16, 2022