1045 definitions by QuacksO
What Chance in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" would have liked da staff at da animal shelter to have respected more when they were removing da porcupine quills from his face.
Chance felt dat his personal bow-wowndaries were being seriously invaded when da animal-care staffmembers were putting their hands all over his face while examining him prior to removing da porcupine quills; he didn't realize, of course, dat they were just trying to help him, and dat said temporarily-invasive actions were necessary prep-work for performing said painful-but-productive surgery.
by QuacksO May 19, 2023
Da mega-sized nonprofit organization dat performs research to develop safer hair-coloring for pregnant women, in order to prevent birth defects.
I just use henna and other natural products to tint and nourish my hair, so I have no need for assistance from da March of Dyemes.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.
Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!
by QuacksO June 7, 2018
Ethan Couch pleaded affluenza in defense of his monstrous actions, but it sounded a lot more like rebella to me --- both he and his over-indulgent dad had been bucking the system in ways that didn't even make sense; rather than refusing to do something unreasonable, they were merely wanting a "bigger slice of the social pie" than they deserved; i.e., they were protesting against necessary and appropriate requirements that everyone has o abide by in order to co-exist harmoniously with fellow humans and not be a burden or danger to athers.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.
Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
Being a Massochist may seem odd to some, but Big Oil loves them, since in order to "feed their habit", they are obliged to drive a multitude of miles around a large area to patronize all the Catholic churches that are holding services on that particular day.
by QuacksO July 18, 2019
An "instantaneous fury"-producing sound that you groggily hear in the fairly-early morning when you are still only half-awake --- it means that someone in your family has accidentally let a roller-type window-shade "gallop away from him" and "over-roll" untidily, instead of his keeping a proper hold of its lower edge and thus allowing it to gently/smoothly roll up in the normal way and stop near the middle/top of the window.
Dear Prudence,
My sister let the front window-shade go "Wheeeeee-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup!" this morning --- AGAIN! I try to not be cross with my sister, since I know that she merely forgets to grip the shade tightly enough as she releases it, allowing the shade to slip out of her small delicate hands and zip up rapidly on its own. But it still really irks me whenever I hear the "escaped" shade flapping and fluttering around, since it means that my sister then has to meekly ask me to rewind it for her (not being mechanically-inclined, she's never been able to rewind the spring very well herself); it entails my having to laboriously remove the entire messily-bunched-up-and-unfurled shade from its mounts, carefully re-roll the fabric neatly, re-tension the shade-spring, and then re-mount the roll onto its brackets again --- yuck! What should I do?
Exasperated
Dear Exasperated,
Join the club --- I fully sympathize; nobody likes to repeatedly perform a tedious task when conceivably it could be avoided fairly easily. I suggest that you either (1) add a ring-pull to the shade so that your sister can actually hook her finger through something when she operates the shade, or (2) replace the slim flat wooden stick at the bottom of the shade with a hollow lightweight plastic/aluminum tube; this added bulky thickness will prevent the end of the shade from slipping back underneath the roll and go whizzing around until the spring runs out of steam.
---Prudie, creatively
My sister let the front window-shade go "Wheeeeee-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup-flup!" this morning --- AGAIN! I try to not be cross with my sister, since I know that she merely forgets to grip the shade tightly enough as she releases it, allowing the shade to slip out of her small delicate hands and zip up rapidly on its own. But it still really irks me whenever I hear the "escaped" shade flapping and fluttering around, since it means that my sister then has to meekly ask me to rewind it for her (not being mechanically-inclined, she's never been able to rewind the spring very well herself); it entails my having to laboriously remove the entire messily-bunched-up-and-unfurled shade from its mounts, carefully re-roll the fabric neatly, re-tension the shade-spring, and then re-mount the roll onto its brackets again --- yuck! What should I do?
Exasperated
Dear Exasperated,
Join the club --- I fully sympathize; nobody likes to repeatedly perform a tedious task when conceivably it could be avoided fairly easily. I suggest that you either (1) add a ring-pull to the shade so that your sister can actually hook her finger through something when she operates the shade, or (2) replace the slim flat wooden stick at the bottom of the shade with a hollow lightweight plastic/aluminum tube; this added bulky thickness will prevent the end of the shade from slipping back underneath the roll and go whizzing around until the spring runs out of steam.
---Prudie, creatively
by QuacksO September 16, 2018