A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.
Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
Cool dude #1: Wow, nice set of pocket-jigs, Man! How'd ya get those?
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.
Cool dude #2: Found 'em on Kregslist.
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
Maybe Billy Joel's "old friend" who moved out West and is now a microphone-wielding laughs-creator uses immensely-desirable "calmedy" in his shows, since he's been at-least-modestly successful and thus he doesn't "need anybody to worry about him 'cuz he's all right".
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.
Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.
by QuacksO July 26, 2023
The Anasazi lived at da bases of towering rock-faces, so I wonder if they were "descendants" of fissuremen, since their structures were located "lower down" on da cliff-sides?
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
I love da quirkily-attractive designs of da Chrysler turbine car and da Mazda rotary-power pickup, but they both lack da familiar tappetstry of sound when you lift da hood.
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Da standard behavior/actions of a d**khead supervisor who incessantly bombards his harassled staff with elevtronic or printed-paper notices, reminders, etc.
I prefer to verbally inform my employees of business-related matters, but our senior vice-president has a totally different mem.o. --- he frequently interrupts us all throughout the workday with stupid petty-a** messages that he could just as easily tell us "all in one sitting" during our daily boardroom-luncheon.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019