After installing Eisenglass in his end-of-Pennsylvania-Avenue abode, da chrome-domed 34th commander-in-chief hired folks from Middle Earth to serve as "Eisenguards" to keep folks who were less than inclined to say, "I like Ike" from lobbing rocks through said fragile silicate sheets.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the Eisenglassmug. Refers to either:
(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
(2) teachings regarding how to fart expertly/impressively.
(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
(2) teachings regarding how to fart expertly/impressively.
All you need to really "rip a good loud odiferous one" is to chow down on plenty of cabbage and/or baked beans --- you don't need no "stinkin'" tootelage!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the tootelagemug. A bratty little buck-toothed green-skinned "monster" who is always complaining, constantly demanding attention, never satisfied with anything, and nasally begging for items on the shelves of the department store or supermarket. Just about every family has at least one of these delightful rug-rats somewhere in its "flock"; it's just that nobody wants to admit his existence or reveal who the "ram" and "ewe" were who ever conceived this infamous "black sheep", nor does anyone even want to be saddled with the unenviable task of being the delinquent's "shepherd" for the day. Even school days may bring little relief from his torment for the adults back at the house, since he often gets sent home from school for disruptive behavior within the first hour of attendance --- the teachers and hall-monitors can't stand to deal with him, either.
I hate attending my neighbors' backyard barbecues because there's inevitably at least one Frankenwhine in their midst who ruins the day for everyone else.
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
Get the Frankenwhinemug. A loan-shark's "percentage extra" quote which is so outrageously exorbitant that you incredulously reply, "You serious?!"
In one of comedian-duo Bob 'n' Ray's "Garish Summit" episodes, mob-boss Harold W. Bigg grumblingly opines that the 50% "preferred borrowers" interest-rate that they've been allowing Caldwell Merchfield is too low now that Caldwell has been promoted to a higher-paying job at his family's lead-mining business; Mr. Bigg now feels that an even more userious interest-rate might be in order.
by QuacksO October 09, 2020
Get the userious interest-ratemug. Stands for Obsessive Mailbox-Lid-Closing Disorder, and refers to the overwhelming/imperative urge that compels you to shut the doors of other people's roadside mailboxes and/or post-office-safes that have been accidentally left open.
(P.S. --- Occasional resulting angry shouts of, "Leave my 0%!$&@!# mailbox alone!" be HANGED --- by thunder, you're gonna be helpful to others whether they like it or not!)
(P.S. --- Occasional resulting angry shouts of, "Leave my 0%!$&@!# mailbox alone!" be HANGED --- by thunder, you're gonna be helpful to others whether they like it or not!)
OMLC disorder is debatably not even all that unreasonable or "invalid" an urge, since The Golden Rule would always be solidly behind your actions... you are merely doing what YOU would wish OTHERS to do for YOU --- it would indeed be logical that you would appreciate someone else's taking a moment to close YOUR curbside/USPS mailbox-door if YOU had accidentally left it open, so that rain wouldn't get inside it, or to not only prevent a less-than honest person from stealing just the careless/forgetful boxholder's mail, but also to avoid the thief's reaching his pilfering hand away back into the open **rear** end of the box and stealing the mail from the eight **surrounding boxes**. as well. What's so loony or irrational about THAT???
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the OMLC disordermug. What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.
As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
Get the You're gonna need a bigger mansionmug. My home is kinda dingy and shabby, but at least I own it outright, and so I'm not having to answer to any rentity multiple times a year!
by QuacksO December 01, 2023
Get the rentitymug.