I wonder if da lunabomber got so "messed up in da head" from starin' at da full Moon for too long???
by QuacksO September 03, 2018
A dumb-a** illness dat you have to be suffering from --- or at least to claim to be afflicted wif --- in order for da receptionist to have something to scribble down on da appointment form so dat you can be admitted for a medical exam or consultation.
Charlie Brown asked to speak to da school pediatrician regarding his having voted to ban a certain children's book, but Charlie was told dat said physician was too busy to just see him right off like dat; he therefore concluded dat he would need to have a health-complication first in order to be admitted. Luckily, da doctor subsequently did agree to speak wif Charlie without said formalady's being necessary.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.
Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
I love giving cute chicks a footrub, so da best way dat a gal could "persuede" me would be to actually toss aside said classy shoes and offer me her bare tootsies!
by QuacksO October 22, 2024
The most dreaded and agony/humiliation-producing phrase that teenagers from the '80's could possibly see. It implied that they were a total klutz at a particular arcade-game.
{{Pac-Man gets "munched" for da last time}} "Bee-yeayayeayayeayayeayayeayayeaya-bweep-bweep!" "Game over --- insert coin"
by QuacksO October 02, 2018
Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Since the terrain in most of the Sunshine State is flat as a table, naming it "Floorida" could be appropriate in another case, as well, since said level ground would make it easier to lay down tiles or linoleum.
by QuacksO April 06, 2020