QuacksO's definitions

pramifications

What a horny stud from Merry Olde England will likely face if he frequently has unprotected sex with a female of child-bearing age.

It's well known dat both Prince Charles and Lady Diana "got some cheesecake on da side", but I'm not sure if there were any pramifications --- i.e., da pitter-patter of little feet --- as a result of said philanderings.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

L. BJ

Da infamous "possibly involved in da assassination of J.F.K." (another commander-in-chief who was also identified with three initials!) prez with a larger-than-average hoo-haw, and so lots of chicks might have wanted to give him fellatio.

I hear dat Bill Clinton wasn't particularly well-endowed between his legs, so perhaps he envied L. BJ, both for how "hung like a horse" he was, and da number of ladies whom he got to spread their legs for him.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

he has to learn

The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.

Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Curtisy desk

The customer-service counter staffed by Santa’s head elf during the period while Jack Frost had taken over --- and shamelessly commercialized --- the North Pole due to the screwed-up "Santa clause".

Scott Calvin: I tried going to the Curtisy desk to get my Santa status back, but the head elf was totally under Jack Frost's "corporate life" influence, and so he didn't know how to help me; I had to resort to more outrageous measures to regain my rightful "throne".

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

MonteVideo

A large city in Uruguay where VHS tapes are made.

Now dat da general public has largely switched to DVDs, I wonder if da folks in MonteVideo will start making shiny lacquer discs for recording movies onto, rather than magnetic cassettes?

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).

Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),

Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and

Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).

Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!

by QuacksO June 29, 2023

frequest

A portmanteau word dat describes what a chronic moocher does --- i.e., he FREQUENTLY voices REQUESTS for handouts and assistance.

Yup --- "frequest" pretty much says it all to describe what moochers do 24/7 to everyone around them. Of course, this word could usually be spelled "freequest", as well, since most moochers will seldom offer to pay for da time, effort, or resources dat they beg off of others.

by QuacksO January 15, 2020