QuacksO's definitions

My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

lodgical

Da basic-common-sense mindset dat Mr. Spock would want everyone in da Possum Lake men's club to adopt and follow.

Never mind da absurdity of expecting any of Red Green's arrogantly-macho buddies to see reason --- merely thinking dat everyone's favorite practical-minded Vulcan would even want to join said group in da first place would "not be at all lodgical"!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

Passagassawakeag bridge

A short stretch of highway along Maine's coastal Route 1 where it's acceptable to "pass it if you've got it", not matter how loud and/or odiferous "it" happens to be.

Hippie-bus driver: Okay, folks --- we're about to cross the Passagassawakeag bridge, so I'm lowering the windows --- feel free to pass it if you've got it!

by QuacksO September 29, 2018

Godzillow

Da huge "scaly green monster" of da online real-estate world. Figuratively used to describe da widespread greed and corruption dat dominates said internet conglomerate.

I prefer to do all of my house/property buying and selling with real live folks in my local area, and avoid dat whole Godzillow crap altogether.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

Russian girlfriend

This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

retsaM weiV

Humorous term for da loopy "mirror-image" result dat you get --- and dat you loved to playfully aggravate grown-ups wif as a child --- by turning over da 14-film-cell image-disc and inserting it "da wrong way around" into da stereoscope or projector, so dat everything would look backwards.

,GNIYONNA-repus ro --- suoiralih-repus rehtonA
uoy tad si "retsaM weiV" fo tcepsa - noitaretla yfoog dias fo tneipicer ad ro retsknarp ad erew uoy rehtehw no gnidneped

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by QuacksO November 30, 2023

Lass Vegas

Da winner of da Miss Sin City beauty contest.

I prefer simple freckle-faced country girls, so Lass Vegas hopefuls would not really appeal to me all dat much.

by QuacksO January 24, 2024