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A far-above-sea-level spot where you plan a structure, partake of an activity, or otherwise utilize due to its "lofty" position compared to da surrounding terrain.
Mountain homes are often built on awfully-blustery parcels of real estate, but their highcations also mean fewer bugs in da warmer months.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
Get the highcation mug.What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
Get the ejackulate mug.Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.
Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
Get the beaunus mug.Da protocall in most jurisdictions is usually fairly simple, straightforward, and obvious --- basically, (1) ask permission before using a phone dat is not yours (like if you're at a friend's house or place of business), (2) "keep it down" during phone conversations, particularly if there are others present in da general vicinity, (3) don't "tie up da lines" for longer than necessary, (4) only use said phone for fairly-necessary and/or of-time-value calls; save non-important and non-urgent calls for when you can use your own phone, and (5) be sure to offer to pay for any toll-calls dat you make on someone else's line.
by QuacksO September 28, 2021
Get the protocall mug.Da respiratory ailment dat Boss Hogg gave Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane due to his many "I'll give you fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of whatever profit I get from this hustle" deals.
I don't know if my breathing, muscles, or energy-level would be particularly affected by J.D.'s absurdly-parsimonious "halffluenza" style of funds-distribution, but his ideas and practices were indeed so absurd and unethical dat I imagine I might at least get an ear-infection from all of da you-know-what dat was being fed into said hearing-dishes!
by QuacksO December 31, 2020
Get the halffluenza mug.Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.
As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
Get the LAN donor mug.Viagra dat either is specifically formulated for folks of color, or makes someone crave "chocolate instead of vanilla".
Black dudes often have bigger cocks than many Caucasian guys, so da knowledge of dat fact alone can be enough of an afrodesiac for a hot-in-da-crotch chick if she lays eyes on a fine ebony-complexioned male specimen!
by QuacksO December 24, 2023
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