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behind bars = behind bars

In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.
Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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squawbble

A minor/petty argument among two or more Native-American women.
Native chiefs would smoke a communal peace-pipe of emotions-calming herbs and minerals to put them more in the mood to peacefully negotiate; why didn't their women do that, as well, so that they, too, could avoid so many petty squawbbles???
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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squawllk

Combination of "squall" and "squawk"; denotes any noisy tearful "spoiled brat" type of behavior.
Ethan Couch's outrageously-wealthy and preposterously-doting father actually offered to buy the entire school (and therefore be in a position to dictate how it was run) just so that his "little prince" could be excessively coddled and treated in the overly-privileged way that he desired, and thus be relieved of his frequent squawllk-incidents that ocurred whenever the staff were merely trying to compel him to behave in a rational and cooperative manner towards them and his fellow classmates.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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racial profiling

The act of taking an unreasonably-high number of "turn to the side, please" mug-shots of Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, etc., due to one's prejudice against said minorities.
While racial profiling is indeed wrong and humiliating, taking excessive numbers of head-on photos of non-Caucasians is disgraceful and demeaning, also.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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irrashional behavior

Crazed antics caused by having irritated reddened skin.
As much misery as adolescents often suffer with acne, it's little wonder than so many of them exhibit such irrashional behavior a lot of the time.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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Lukerative

Denotes the easy/abundant-money-producing nature of "Duke" or "Skywalker"-themed merchandise.
Not too many people watch the vintage "Star Wars" or "Dukes of Hazzard" films anymore, but there is still quite a Lukerative trade in DVDs and memorabilia among die-hard fans and members of the newer generations who love "oldies but goodies".
by QuacksO November 23, 2019
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