QuacksO's definitions

asspirin

A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.

I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

seekquel

A "further adventures of" narrative regarding subsequent ferreting out of objects and/or clues, researching for da truth, etc.

If a movie leaves a lot of unanswered questions, a good follow-up film would be a "seekquel", wherein da characters assume roles of reporters, scientists, etc. to uncover said obscure facts and then reveal them to da audience.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

antarchist

Someone who incites civil rebellion due to its being super-cold and icy/snowy all da time.

If there are almost no inhabitants in "Anarchtica", who would even be around for an antarchist to rile up, anyway???

by QuacksO January 25, 2023

Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater

Refers to either a laughter-filled sporting-match between an aging humorist and a pro-football player (both wif da same first name, by da way), or an equally-uproarious round of friendly verbal sparring between said two Daniels.

Depending on whether a "Drinkwater vs. Pinkwater" competition involved muscles or brains, either of them might have a comparable chance of being da winner.

by QuacksO March 15, 2023

candied camera

A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.

Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

tallerate

To patiently withstand someone else's not being vertically challenged like yourself.

One of da cops in our sheriff's department is so majorly consumed wif "little man syndrome" dat he actually posed in da very center of da group photo in their yearly newsletter, wif da gradually-shorter fuzz-members arranged progressively in a downwards-curving line on either side of him to lessen da obviousness of how pint-sized he actually was! It really made him --- not to mention everyone else in da photo --- look ridiculous; I guess he didn't care, though, since he figgered dat people would be more likely to tallerate how much bigger everyone else in da department was if da height-difference wasn't so proportionally visible in da photo.

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

syzzygy

A total-harmony state achieved by a group of meditation-minded "in tune with the power of the Universe" hippies while engaged in perfectly-in-sync cutting/trimming of paper/fabric with "syzzors".

Performing syzzygy with your weed-puffing buddies can indeed be relaxing, but your hands get tired fairly soon from all of that synchronized snippin'.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018