QuacksO's definitions

drumgop

Semi-soft candy dat makes you so hyper dat you grab a pair of bongos and go gallivanting around town banging out a noisy cadence and hollering about how great da Republican party is.

I believe in democracy and I tend to be loud and frenetic enough as it is, so I think I'll steer clear of consuming any drumgops.

by QuacksO November 9, 2025

Uncle Arctic

A.k.a. North Pole.

Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

specshill

How a grateful individual makes you feel while you're "puffing" him in da public eye.

A famous "Doonesbury" cartoon-sequence featured a "parody book" entitled "The Whitewash Years, by Henry Kissinger", and a TV mini-series called "Hype Henry", which was "brought to you by the Chase-Manhattan Bank". It doesn't state whether Mr. Big-Glasses made said glowing-media-producers feel "specshill" for said undeserved laudatory activities, however.

by QuacksO May 16, 2023

anonimhity

What you hope to have maintained if you seek da services of a shrink.

Public sentiment regarding mental illness has greatly changed for the better over the recent decades, so there is less need for anonimhity if you are "on medication" and/or "seeing someone about that".

by QuacksO April 19, 2022

conversation-context nicknaming

Da uproarious act of playfully referring to yer present-company individual by one or more words dat he has just said to ya in yer back-and-forth light-banter-speech, often to jokingly mean dat ya think dat da other person either is presently being silly or is silly-natured overall. For example, if ya are having "huggy-roughhousing" fun wif a pretty girl by folding her legs up, plopping her cute warm rubbery feet against yer chest, gripping her hands to both savor their warm softness and steady yerself, and then leaning forward to press her knees against her chest while smilingly saying, "Squish-ish-ish-ish-squish-squash!", said "folded-up" chick gigglingly retorts, "YOU'RE a 'squish-squash'!"

Another example of conversation-context nicknaming would be if ya eye-twinklingly warbled, "Ding-dong!" to someone inside a building after ya had passed through an electric-eye-equipped door and thus rang an electric bell on yer way in, and da person inside chuckled back, "YOU'RE a 'ding-dong'!" Or if ya and a friend were assembling/servicing something together, and ya said, "Since we'll likely be needing to frequently loosen and tighten this particular fastening, I think we might want to use a wingnut here," yer helper "jumped at da chance" to toss a playful barb yer way by responding, "YOU'RE a wingnut!"

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

astoot

Alert and savvy about either brass-band instruments or farting.

An astoot person knows dat da herding-horn-toting Little Boy Blue will shed tears if you wake him from his nap.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

catch-phrase

A spoken set of words dat supposedly is good for "acquiring" hot chick/hunks.

Da theory of a perfect "catch-phrase" is largely non-existent, since (A) everyone is different, and so an approach dat might be attractive/alluring to one person might not work for someone else, and (B) many folks prefer dat you just "be yourself", and so a "canned come-on" would likely be largely ineffective for them, since they would want to know how you truly think/feel, not merely how well-read you are in da art of "making friends and influencing people".

by QuacksO February 17, 2022