QuacksO's definitions

purgery

False statements made in an attempt to "wipe the slate clean".

Bill Clinton was obviously "Gil T. Azell" of fooling around with Monica Blewisnky --- not to mention lying about it afterwards ("For the record, I did NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS with that woman") --- yet he was able to get off scot-free when investigated by Congress --- sounds like a case of major purgery to me!

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025

scuttleboobs

Da local rumor about what a gal's chest-pillows are like.

If a lady interests you merely because you want to "squeeze theeze", then familiarizing yourself wif da scuttleboobs may be sufficient for you; if you're hoping to also spank her and/or "do it doggie-style", however, you'll want to know da scuttlebutt, as well.

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

crudibility

What Pig Pen would lose if he removed his famous layer of dirt.

When Pig Pen says he's gonna take a bath when he gets home, Charlie Brown asks him if he's gonna get all cleaned up; said muddy child responds dat as soiled as he always seems to get, he's learned not to expect too much from a soap-and-water session --- "l just feel satisfied if da wash merely settles da dust." So it sounds like his crudibility will be preserved for da time being.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

clarafication

A better understanding of something regarding da black-and-white bovine member of da "Farm Friends" kiddie-book series.

Just for clarafication purposes, we are referring to a cow here, not Mark Twain's middle daughter.

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

I always share with my buddy

What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.

by QuacksO July 26, 2021

substandard

Less-than-satisfactory bass-output of your separately-amplified table-style woofer.

If you develop hearing-loss from playing your "music" (i.e., it's debatable whether that horrible crash-'n'-bash thumpy-thump cacophony truly qualifies as actual music!) too loud, then ANY audio-system will likely sound substandard to you.

by QuacksO October 12, 2023