An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.
I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.
by QuacksO April 09, 2017
What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.
Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
There was indeed a major traffic jam downtown due to a stalled vehicle's needing to be hauled off to da service-station for repair, but given da towtality of da circumstances, most of da folks present didn't seem to feel like there'd been much else dat could reasonably have been done.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
A pulpit culpit --- I mean, a pulprit culprit... whatever! A creepy preacher who uses terrifying "fire and brimstone" tales to try to scare his parishioners into following his own pet version of religion.
Warren Jeffs was a classic menaceter in that he used fear of the "Great One" to pressure his congregation to do his selfish and often-illegal bidding.
by QuacksO November 22, 2024
"Sweet little old lady" individuals often seem to detect minute subtleteas in da taste of various brands, ages, and types when delicately partaking of their morning cups.
by QuacksO April 20, 2025
Barely-perceptible variations in boiled herbal-beverages.
James Bond always asks for "shaken but not stirred" during his formal dinners, but said "subtlety" in culinary preference refers to an alcoholic drink, and so it does not involve any "subtleteas" --- his many relationships with hot women do indeed include ample "subtletease", but DAT relates to entirely different subject-matter! Same deal wif "subtletees", which da shamelessly-cheating Auric Goldfinger ran afoul of at da 18th hole when Bond insisted on da previously-agreed-upon "strict rules of golf".
by QuacksO March 30, 2025
I love to "suck face" wif hot chicks, and so I knew dat I had majorly "scored" wif Tiffany when she herself happily made an ellips as I was tentatively leaning in for a possible smooch.
by QuacksO July 10, 2024