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cellary

A yucky stringy veggie dat is not at all pleasant to munch on, but which stores well in da cool basement.
I can't stand to eat cellary; just like da grumpy dude in "Green Eggs and Ham" says, it doesn't matter where I'm located when trying to choke it down --- whether I'm in da basement or in da attic at da time, I still hate it just da same!
by QuacksO January 5, 2021
mugGet the cellarymug.

endorfins

Da brain-chemicals dat you produce when ya see da classic shark-appendage in da water.
Da infamous "blonde sees what she thinks are dolphins" Vonage ad indicates dat said ditzy tow-head didn't have an overly-abundant supply of endorfins in her brain!
by QuacksO April 23, 2023
mugGet the endorfinsmug.

pubic library

A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
mugGet the pubic librarymug.

treadition

Da historically-consistent properties of da rubber cleats-patterns dat Goodyear and Michelin put on their tires.
Da classic "crowd of babies sitting on a couch" photo accompanied by da humorous "if Firestone made condoms" caption really shows up said tire giant's treadition of shoddy rubber-manufacturing workmanship!
by QuacksO January 3, 2021
mugGet the treaditionmug.

advocat

Fluffy may claim to be your advocat, but oftentimes said small domesticated carnivores will actually gravitate towards those who feed them da tastiest meatiest snacks!
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
mugGet the advocatmug.

boardello

A "red-light district" establishment where da ladies are so voluptuous dat you get a major "woody" anytime you "lumber" through da front door.
Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello tend to be higher than at a boredello (i.e., where da chicks aren't all dat interesting), but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.
by QuacksO August 14, 2024
mugGet the boardellomug.

Mount Pelé

Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
mugGet the Mount Pelémug.

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