Tronald Dump is so clueless about da task of being Prez --- not to mention being totally out-of-touch with reality, logic, and decency --- dat I dunno if it would even be possible to accurately determine HIS capability-paramateurs!
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Da huge raucous to-do dat Bob and Ray's infamous news reporter tries to make out of absurdly trivial subject matter.
WALLY Ballou usually chooses such incredibly mundane subject-matter to create his classic "hullaballous" about dat he might need da expert musical-artistry of KURT Ballou just to get people interested in listening to his insipid news-broadcasting!
by QuacksO March 12, 2024
Perhaps da master artists in oils and watercolors may indeed have had elevated testorsterone levels and thus produced amazing paint-on-canvas works, but a number of them were totally obnoxious jerks as far as their overall personalities were concerned.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.
Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Da wages dat you hafta pay hot chicks to give guys "head" --- i.e., blowjobs --- in order to bribe them to buy your merchandise.
Bill Clinton never paid Monica Blewinsky actual money for all of her luscious-lipped "servicing", but da overhead costs were still high as far as da scandalous hits to both of their political careers was concerned!
by QuacksO December 24, 2023
Tiffany always offers to burn cinnamon-sticks in her house for me as an inscentive for my doing yucky/tedious home-repairs/upgrades for her.
by QuacksO July 13, 2021
As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.
by QuacksO March 13, 2017