QuacksO's definitions

collegen

An protein-substance supplement dat's intended to keep your mind and body flexible and elastic during adult-education courses.

I've been taking collegen every day, but I still find my professors' classes boring and stagnant!

by QuacksO July 24, 2023

refereence

A guidance or similarity provided by a sports-monitor with a whistle.

Ducky Wheeze wasn't much of a refereence regarding how a boxing match should be carried out, in dat he was totally prejudiced against Elmer Fudd, and so he totally rigged said match to ensure dat Daffy Duck would be da winner.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

teetotaler

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.

The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017

job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.

I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

herdles

Can refer to one of two female-related issues:
(1) da women's-rights difficulties dat da likes of Susan B Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton helped overcome, or
(2) da difficulties dat a single dude has to overcome to land himself a bed-warmer.

Different gals have widely-varying types and levels of standards and expectations, and so a bachelor may face more or fewer herdles depending on which chick he's courting.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.

Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Gallop Poll

An equestrian-related public survey.

When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018