QuacksO's definitions

blastfamous

Refers to someone's becoming so well-known for creating huge thunderous explosions that it's actually disrespectful.

Edgar K.B. Monstrose and Napoleon Blownapart became totally blastfamous in their time.

by QuacksO July 20, 2018

anomelette

A whisked-eggs dish dat is unusual in some way.

You'll wanna watch out if you're having scrambled eggs for breakfast in a hippie-health-food restaurant, just in case da chef slipped in a little tofu or created some other yucky anomelette.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021

skoopervisor

Someone who's tasked wif making sure dat da Surgeon General is doing his job.

Even after a long series of head health honchos have come and gone in da You-Ess-Of-AY, we're still being tortured wif tobacco products and their assorted catastrophic illness effects --- where is da skoopervisor of said "triple H" official workin'???

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

Alamony

Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.

For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018

loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.

It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

go-to guy

An ultra-forgiving and soft-hearted dude --- often a clean-living fellow who is financially-solvent and caring/respectful to everyone, but who seldom is able to "hang on to" a lady for more than a month or two because he is somewhat naive/awkward and/or he simply lacks "hot hunk" appeal --- whom a selfish/irresponsible lady views as merely a "spare tire" --- she keeps "running back to him" over and over again each time her successive brief flings with other guys go sour... like many of the other gals who have briefly dated him, she actually gets along okay with this one particular dude most of the time --- he always treats her with kindness and respect, and he's "always there for her" and helps her out with stuff in her life. But then whenever she meets someone new, she gets all starry-eyed and flippantly brushes off the clueless guy in her eager reckless headlong dash for seemingly greener pastures, but then when the new dude gets fed up with her mindlessly-consumptive ways and/or shallow attitude and goes off in a huff again, she immediately comes bawling and blubbering back to her "original" guy in floods of penitent tears --- "How could I have ever even DREAMED of leaving you? How utterly STUPID of me... you are indeed the best thing that ever happened to me!" (Yeah, sure --- just until she meets somebody else, that is, and then here we go all over again!)

Clueless dude with his heart on his sleeve: I hate being a go-to guy for a lot of the gals I meet... I wanna be one of the "regular tires" on their car, not just the spare donut to rattle around in their trunk and then briefly slap on whenever one of their "regular tires" blows out, and then get casually tossed back into the trunk as soon as another "regular tire" comes along!

by QuacksO August 4, 2017

Muzzlim

Da "hush 'n' muffle" religion of fanatical towel-heads who don't believe in freedom of speech.

One only hasta look at da cloth-swathed Muzzlim people to see dat dey don't support da idea of speaking freely --- who could understand anything they said from talking through all dat fabric-wadding, anyway?!

by QuacksO January 18, 2022