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second childhood

Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.
A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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invenTORY check

A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.
Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.
by QuacksO November 15, 2024
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entréepreneur

A comestibles supplier, vendor, or consultant who specializes in appetizers.
Garfield claims to be expert in food-related matters, but seeing as how he is just a crude edibles-vacuum who will gluttonously chow down on just about anything that tastes even marginally good, I'd hardly label him as much of an entréepreneur!
by QuacksO July 22, 2021
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protocoal

Generally-accepted terms and conditions regarding anthracite.
Thomas the Tank Engine is notorious for being impulsive, forgetful, and irresponsible when huffing around da Island of Sodor; one of his main faults is ignoring da standard protocoal of fueling up before setting off on a long journey.
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
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truckgo

Stuff dat you transport in da bed of yer pickup, rather than in da trunk of yer sedan.
If you transfer your TRUCKgo of CARgo onto a rail-car, does it become TRAINgo?
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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decibell level

Refers to how loud Big Ben sounds at a given distance.
In the YouTube video of the cute little British girl going to see the clock mechanism at the top of the famous Parliament Building, she is directed to wear earmuffs due to the decibell level's being so high when the hours are tolled.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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disguys

What you create when you concealingly dress up as one of da "good ol' boys".
This word can sometimes refer to a female's cross-dressing, as well. In "A Scandal In Bohemia", Irene Adler liked to "disguys" herself in men's clothes to blend in better with the crowd and not be singled out as a lady.
by QuacksO October 28, 2019
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