lousy-dowsey

Refers to someone's less-than-satisfactory performance to find an aquifer with a forked stick.
Not only did da local slick-salesman shyster perform a lousy-dowsey job of finding well-spots on my property, but then he also was 100% lousy-DOUSEY about putting out his campfire afterwards --- he cluelessly used GASOLINE instead of water to pour on said smoldering coals, causing an even bigger conflagration than anything that he'd had originally!
by QuacksO May 09, 2022
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obswerveation

Refers to da act of either noticing a hazard or obstruction in your driving-path in sufficient time to evasively yank da steering-wheel, or noticing skid-marks on da pavement/gravel which indicate dat someone else who'd come along da roadway sometime before you had himself been obliged to hastily alter course to avoid hitting something in front of him.
Sometimes icy and/or uneven pavement can be easier to spot and skirt around if you maintain close obswerveation of da road ahead, and look out for abnormally-twisty tire-tracks dat show where previous motorists have recently deviated to circumvent such hazards.
by QuacksO May 29, 2022
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sistern

Da rain-collection vessel dat you install so dat your female sibling can use said H20 to water her garden, flower-pots, or other chlorophyll-based pride-and-joys dat she likes to assiduously tend and fuss over.
To avoid "sibling-squabble" difficulties regarding who seemingly over-waters his/her plants, it is wise to install both a brothern and a sistern outside your home, so dat each person can simply use water from his/her own collection-container and thus end arguments over excessive water-consumption.
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
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impawssible

Putting a "wipe your paws" welcome-mat outside yer front door may indeed prompt amused smiles and cleanliness-compliance actions from human visitors, but since animals cannot read, getting them to obey said directive would be impawssible.
by QuacksO February 21, 2025
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exsperryment

What da inventor of fancy non-slip footwear did to find da ideal tread-pattern.
Famous footwear-inventor Paul S. fashioned an exsperrymental shoe-sole using grooved patterns like those dat he observed on da pads of his dog's feet; said four-legged companion never seemed to slip on wet or icy surfaces, so da brilliant engineer figgered dat human shoes designed in da same way might provide superior traction, also.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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dexstairity

Da ability to easily clomp up and down flights of steps.
If you've usually ridden da elevator between floors, you might need to build up your dexstairity if you are obliged to visit one or more multi-story buildings dat are merely furnished wif da "manual" or "old school" --- i.e., terraced walkway --- method of transporting yourself to upper or below-ground levels.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024
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immackulate

Refers to da exceptionally-good condition dat an 18-wheeler is in.
Da original Knight Rider semi-tractor was eventually found by da Knight Riders Historians group; being dat it had been used as a farm-vehicle and had been sitting outdoors for many years, da rig wasn't exactly in immackulate condition, but they have hauled it back to their shop, and it is currently being restored.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
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