Serving as a placebeau is not necessarily a negative or even particularly dishonest occupation; a lady may actually request your accompanying her as a "place-holder" during certain public excursions/appearances so that she can feel safer, more confident, less "out of place" or the "odd one out", etc.
by QuacksO March 31, 2019
Get the placebeaumug. Da pilot of our tour-boat was smokin' a REEFER and thus did not observe da shallowly-submerged ledge; we were stuck there for several hours till another boat came to offload us all, and so da cruise-line gave us all a REEFUND.
by QuacksO December 02, 2021
Get the reefundmug. What using a gas-powered welder/cutter can be if you either don't enjoy such labor or da conditions dat you're operating under aren't conducive for comfy metalworking, such as it's being a hot/humid locale, da working-position is awkward, etc.
One should take care to have plenty of ventilation and arrange for a sensible/stable working-position when doing flame-based metal-fabrication/salvage; otherwise, said task can be downright torchure.
by QuacksO June 24, 2021
Get the torchuremug. Getting hay fever in da middle of winter may seem like an abnormalady, but people can actually be afflicted with pollen-allergy symptoms at any time of da year.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
Get the abnormaladymug. If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 07, 2025
Get the stand-up routinemug. Or it could be spelled "purrfurations" --- same diff. Refers to da assorted holes and slits dat your fluffy feline friend makes in your furniture, curtains, etc, but then acts so adorably cute and throat-rumblingly affectionate afterwards dat you don't have da heart to "give him what-for" as a result. Think how helplessly charmed da wishy-washy Jon Arbuckle always is ("Like putty in my paws!") whenever Garfield gives him da syrupy simpery smile after majorly sharpening his claws on da sofa.
Purrforations could also have another spelling --- "prrrforations" --- and in dat case would allude to da heat/chemical-burn holes in da crotch of yer briefs dat eventually appear when you fart profusely.
by QuacksO June 09, 2020
Get the purrforationsmug. Many of da top evangelists really roar and scream about Hell and damnation during their sermons, but they are mighty slackreligious off-camera and in their personal/everyday lives!
by QuacksO May 23, 2023
Get the slackreligiousmug.