insinewrated

Da totally "burned up" feeling dat you get when someone else wins da "lean muscle" competition.

Try not to feel too jealous or insinewrated when a grotesquely-muscle-bound hunk wins da weight-lifting competition --- a lot of those "ripped" folks follow an exercise regimen and "special" diet dat would likely make you feel yucky and hungry all da time.

by QuacksO July 29, 2021

Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018

mesquitoes

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???

If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

technical difficulties

Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.

Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.

by QuacksO November 24, 2021

dockumentary

An entertaining report about either a marina or how wages and/or credited labor-time is withheld.

There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!

by QuacksO April 02, 2022

sinternet

A worldwide multi-computer hook-up where hot topics and heated discussions are da norm.

After witnessing all of da "scorching" temper-flares and "searing" condemnations on da sinternet for a few minutes, I had to switch it off and take a Dramamean just to settle my knotted stomach and calm my jangled nerves!

by QuacksO October 24, 2024

"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.

We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.

by QuacksO January 01, 2019