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long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO January 31, 2017
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death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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pollio

An illness that inhibits your ability to vote effectively.
As big a jacka** as many politicians make themselves look like when running for office, they must figure that most of us are afflicted with pollio if they think we have such poor judgement that we can't see though all their bull-crap!
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
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It's against my religion

Da ultimate total-bu**s**t excuse for not doing something dat any reasonable/responsible person should do, merely for da purpose of selfishly shirking a basic duty to your fellow humans because you're too lazy/cowardly/self-centered to do so.
"It's against my religion" is the total "anti-Christ" (i.e., the exact opposite religion-based statement) in every way to the equally-disgraceful, "It's God's will" coercing-statement --- while this latter phrase attempts to insensitively pressure someone else to perform/allow an action that he strongly dislikes/disapproves of, the former statement is said in an equally-thoughtless attempt to "acceptably" get out of performing an action which the speaker himself does **not** want to do.
by QuacksO May 21, 2019
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biztsar

(adj.) Denotes the unusual/strange qualities of the beliefs/activities/policies of an old-world Soviet dictator.
I was never able to understand all the weird facts about ancient Russian emperors... a majority of them were totally biztsar.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
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arrowdynamics

Drag-reduction technology for archers, or streamlining designed to make a vehicle "sail as fast as an arrow".
Chuck Yeager flew an experimental airplane dat employed such awesome "arrowdynamics" dat it "shot" across da sky and "pierced" da sound-barrier for da first time in history.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.
Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!
by QuacksO February 3, 2023
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