QuacksO's definitions

peckerdillo

A minor offense or sin involving Mr. Happy.

Having a visible hard--on or jizzing your pants may indded be viewed as merely a peckerdillo by most people, but it can be intensely embarrassing for the unfortunate dude with the unruly wiener!

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

cottonuity

Unbroken progression or integrity of natural-fiber products.

If you encounter cottonuity issues when sewing, try switching to polyester thread; it's known for more durability and stretch/flexibility.

by QuacksO June 28, 2025

consPearycy

Da collusion to deceive dat da famous (or infamous, depending on who's judging!) NCEC rear-admiral and his colleagues are often accused of regarding whether they actually did reach da North Pole as he claimed.

Due to flaws and missing information in da early-20th-century Arctic explorer's documentation, there is a widely-held suspicion of consPearycy connected with said "top of the world" adventures.

by QuacksO March 23, 2021

abnermality

What Lum's partner at da Jot 'Em Down Store prominently displayed.

Shopkeeper Peabody may indeed have had an abnermality or two, but co-owner Mr. Edwards wasn't da most standard-natured individual, either.

by QuacksO May 25, 2023

Palacetine

A geographic region in Western Asia where everyone lives like royalty in fancy mansions and castles.

If the stuffy "holier than thou" behavior of "rich bugs" is a major turn-off for you, you might wanna steer clear of Palacetine on your foreign-country visiting-itinerary... areas with simple country-folk who are more welcoming of tourists might be more your style.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019

Listenedane

Sister city to da "talkative" eastern-Washington metropolis on I-90; people who reside hear --- I mean, HERE --- use their ears a lot more than their mouths.

If you like to blab incessantly to anyone within earshot, da city of Listenedane might be for you. Just make sure dat what you have to say is truly of merit and/or interest, though, 'cuz I hear dat da townspeople there are really good at "invisibly" wearing earplugs.

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

ambashador

An assigned representative who vilifies da competition.

Slamming your company's opponent may indeed be advantageous initially, but dat's just until said rival outfit comes up wif an ambashador of its own!

by QuacksO January 11, 2025