I sometimes save cartoon-pages without reading them, so that I can have some comic relief whenever something upsetting/disappointing happens in my life. It's more effective at lifting my spirits than chowing down on a tub of ice cream, and it's totally non-fattening, as well.
by QuacksO April 13, 2019
Frowningly-negative feelings dat you experience when you see wads or carpets of fuzzy spore-bearing growth in damp or shady areas.
Snooty "proper" grownups on nature-trail hikes often feel strong animossity towards fluffy green "soil-rugs" because said blankets of thick soft ground-cover are notorious for providing comfy spots for young couples to stretch out on and perform a bouncy-bouncy.
by QuacksO August 18, 2023
A collection of facial-disguises.
Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
If someone messes with your pure-bred plants and thus creates "mongrel" offspring, you may need to perform sciontific study to identify da culprit.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Refers to someone's becoming so well-known for creating huge thunderous explosions that it's actually disrespectful.
by QuacksO July 20, 2018
Da pint-sized offspring of greedy/selfish adults who shamelessly use said innocent cuties as supposed advocates for whatever ideas and/or products dat said lacking-basic-family-values parents are trying to foist upon their audience.
A classic and excellent example of someone's employing "shilldren" to pressure fellow humans into agreeing to less-than-reasonable proposals --- da unfeelingly-opportunistic Howard's using his young daughter as unfair "kiddie-leverage" when pedaling peanut brittle to da spineless George McFly.
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
An institute of learning dat you'd hafta attend if you want to learn how to accurately measure how long da Staff Of Ra should be.
Anyone wishing to familiarize himself with ancient Egypt should attend an akadamy (Belloq & Co. should have taken note), but perhaps Colonel Vogel and his fellow Nazi mercs would have done well to go and study there, as well --- as Henry Jones Sr. tells him, "Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try **reading** books instead of **burning** them!"
by QuacksO April 23, 2022