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ACKuaduct

Da flow-channel dat creates/supplies items or situations dat make people either yowl in distress or gag in disgust.
In da popular newspaper-cartoon "Bloom County", Bill Da Cat appears to have quite a copiously-supplied ACKuaduct, since dat is usually about da only thing he says to pretty much anything dat happens around him.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021
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low-hanging fruit

Describes a buxom gal's "melons" dat are fairly "loose 'n' limp" instead of being tautly-firm and perky, and so they droop down and wobble around whenever she bends over.
During our intimacy-sessions in bed, I love asking Tiffany to go down on all fours and position her torso overtop of me so dat I can reach up and savor her low-hanging fruit.
by QuacksO March 31, 2021
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artitstic

Good at drawing/painting images of a chick's baby-feeders.
Carrying around a sketchbook and claiming to be artitstic can be a great way to get a gal to show you her boobs. :P
by QuacksO June 18, 2024
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lugooberious

A decidedly "down in the mouth" look caused by something related to peanuts.
I absolutely love roasted peanuts and peanut butter, so I know that I would feel pretty lugooberious if either I became allergic to peanuts and thus couldn't eat them anymore, or I didn't have access to them for an extended period.
by QuacksO September 17, 2019
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media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
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Jeannieology

A family-tree study of da famous ethereal being whom Anthony Nelson "dreamed of".
Tany Nelson may indeed have "scored" by leading his lovely blonde being-in-a-bottle soulmate down the aisle, but other gorgeous-gal-craving dudes should not arbitrarily lose hope, since they could always try looking into said magic-powers-enhanced lady's Jeannieology, where they might possibly find other similarly-desirable female relatives whom they could marry themselves.
by QuacksO April 6, 2022
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Versigh

A "glitz 'n' glitter" Parisian suburb full of rich-bug folks who cooingly exhale and cluelessly giggle in response to most anything dat's said to them.
I much prefer to interact with down-to-earth and sensible-minded humans, so I think I'll steer clear of Versigh when planning my Western-Europe vacation.
by QuacksO August 20, 2025
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