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fearrigation

Watering da grass due to your being so scared dat you pee your pants.
It's a good idea to empty yer bladder just prior to entering a haunted house or watching a creepy movie, to lessen da risk of any embarrassing/messy fearrigation.
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
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caropractor

A highly-skilled worker at an auto-body shop who specializes in performing front-end alignments, straightening out frames and panels, and generally aiding in restoring the correct positioning of bent/warped vehicle-parts.
Off-roading enthusiast: My 4X4 got kinda bent outta shape after doing the 100km Baja slalom, so I hadda take her to a caropractor to get her runnin' smooth and straight again.
by QuacksO August 11, 2018
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Spacific Ocean

Dat particular large body of salt-water dat's known for having less-choppy waves than others.
In da famous "building a bridge from Southern California to Hawaii is easier than helping you to understand women" genie-released-from-a-bottle joke, it's not always mentioned which Spacific ocean they are referring to where said bridge is supposed to be built across.
by QuacksO December 19, 2020
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debtonation

Refers to da "explosion" of I.O.U.-creating activity dat has periodically occurred throughout human history.
Biff Tannen's successfully getting gambling legalized in California caused a catastrophic and widespread debtonation dat apparently rocked da entire US --- in this alternate timeline, Tricky Dick had presided for four terms and was seeking to get re-elected for a fifth, the Vietnam war was still going on, and so on.
by QuacksO November 14, 2022
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purrpetrator

Everyone's favorite gluttonous smirky-faced tabby-cat is usually da purrpetrator of da assorted mishaps dat Jon Arbuckle often finds himself tangled up in, but then said rotund ball of fur usually gets out of taking responsibility for said debacles by simply looking cute and being snuggly, since he knows dat Jon is such a wimpy pushover.
by QuacksO May 28, 2020
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HOWE did he make stitches so fast???

He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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calone

A non-German perfume that smells so intensely yucky or cloying that other folks typically clear out whenever someone wearing said crap-lotion comes anywhere near, leaving said scent-steeped person "all by his lonesome".
Slathering on copious quantities of calone can often be highly effective if you're not in the mood to be intimate with someone, but occasionally said ass-craving person will either not have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, have thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose, or be so lust-crazed that he will feel that his getting laid is worth enduring the horrible stench.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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