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A ridiculously-expensive-per-pill Pfizer drug intended to induce the copious productions of tears, thereby making the boo-hooing complainer appear far more miserable or pathetic than he actually feels or is able to express with just his own naturally-produced eyelid-runoff.
A good way to determine if a sob-story relater is "for real" or not is to check the blubberer's pockets and/or handbag for a bottle of Cryagra; if you find one, then the person is most likely just sheddin' crocodile tears in a selfish effort to mooch a handout and/or get undeserved sympathy/lenience/assistance, and so you should probably just disregard his voluminous "poor poor pitiful me" sniveling.
by QuacksO June 7, 2018
Get the Cryagra mug.Not to be confused with obsessive-compulsive disorder or obsessive compulsive personality disorder, this acronym refers to either of two mental/emotional conditions that involve an abnormal desire to occupy certain areas or socialize with certain individuals:
(1) An imperative need to have extensive contact with "the area's finest", obliging you to either frequently dial 9-1-1 or hang out for expended periods with the "people in blue" down at the local precinct (l.e., the "PD").
(2) A similar type of socially-clingy behavior, but involving an area-resident of or visitor to Delta City; the sufferer likes to hang out at the OCP building, maybe to chat with RoboCop or just to ride along with other staffpeople on the futuristic-designed super-long elevator from the ground floor to the glass-windowed board-room located dozens of floors up.
(1) An imperative need to have extensive contact with "the area's finest", obliging you to either frequently dial 9-1-1 or hang out for expended periods with the "people in blue" down at the local precinct (l.e., the "PD").
(2) A similar type of socially-clingy behavior, but involving an area-resident of or visitor to Delta City; the sufferer likes to hang out at the OCP building, maybe to chat with RoboCop or just to ride along with other staffpeople on the futuristic-designed super-long elevator from the ground floor to the glass-windowed board-room located dozens of floors up.
by QuacksO June 7, 2018
Get the OCPD mug.Refers to how the selfish-minded social spongers of the community arrogantly view/categorize any of their fellow townfolk who are gullible and/or soft-hearted enough to consistently fall for the leeches' "poor poor pitiful me" handout-requests.
It's okay to help out someone once in a while if he encounters honestly-unforeseen emergencies/setbacks that were genuinely beyond his control, but you need to be very careful that you don't just become moochandise whom every slacker in town comes running to every week for undeserved favors/assistance. Tip: To better determine if a blubberer's distress is da real McCoy or not, check da person's pockets for bottles of Cryagra; if you find some, show da dude da door ay-sap!
by QuacksO June 7, 2018
Get the moochandise mug.Refers to either of two equally-unhealthy practices that seemingly "skips a place" in the chain of progression, but has a comparably-negative result --- Person A acts as a financial "crutch" for Person B, allowing Person B to continue his dissipative lifestyle:
(1) Where you do not beg resources directly (i.e., "first generation" enabling) from a financially-solvent person who is sick of your mooching, but you instead ask your "benefactor" to extend charity to your equally "spongy" offspring (i.e., you shamelessly take advantage of the person's "family man" nature by using the pathetically-manipulative "cute cherub-faced kiddos" or "they'll only be young once, so I wanna give them a decent childhood" pressure-excuse), or
(2) You don't request a certain amount of money --- say, twenty bucks --- from the disgruntled "provider" for "excessive/addictive/self-abusive" products (i.e., tobacco, alcohol, lottery tickets, unnecessary "pretty things", etc.) that he refuses to provide you with, but you instead ask him for that same twenty bucks to purchase "basic necessities" like simple groceries or household/repair products that he HAS agreed to help you out with obtaining... the catch, of course, is that you spend your OWN twenty bucks on those other unhealthy/senseless purchases instead of spending it on the healthful basics that your friend is giving you money for, and so in the end you are still getting him to make it possible for you to continue your unwise/unhealthy lifestyle.
(1) Where you do not beg resources directly (i.e., "first generation" enabling) from a financially-solvent person who is sick of your mooching, but you instead ask your "benefactor" to extend charity to your equally "spongy" offspring (i.e., you shamelessly take advantage of the person's "family man" nature by using the pathetically-manipulative "cute cherub-faced kiddos" or "they'll only be young once, so I wanna give them a decent childhood" pressure-excuse), or
(2) You don't request a certain amount of money --- say, twenty bucks --- from the disgruntled "provider" for "excessive/addictive/self-abusive" products (i.e., tobacco, alcohol, lottery tickets, unnecessary "pretty things", etc.) that he refuses to provide you with, but you instead ask him for that same twenty bucks to purchase "basic necessities" like simple groceries or household/repair products that he HAS agreed to help you out with obtaining... the catch, of course, is that you spend your OWN twenty bucks on those other unhealthy/senseless purchases instead of spending it on the healthful basics that your friend is giving you money for, and so in the end you are still getting him to make it possible for you to continue your unwise/unhealthy lifestyle.
Be wary of anyone who agreeably says, "Okay, fine --- I won't ask you for any more money for unhealthy stuff; I'll use my own funds for them. But please do give me some money for those "basic necessities" that you said you WOULD buy for me." Well, don't you see --- that's really the same destructive deal when all's said and done --- oh, sure, the person may indeed not be "directly" asking you to buy him cigarettes, but the person is merely using the last of his **own** money for them, and then asking you for money to buy the groceries that he himself could have purchased if he hadn't spent his last dollar on coffin-nails! It doesn't really matter where your added funds are "injected:" into the person's budget --- it's still just second-generation enabling!
by QuacksO June 8, 2018
Get the second-generation enabling mug.Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt
by QuacksO June 10, 2018
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(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".
That old miser on his fancy estate has been snookering soft-hearted dim-wits into helping him for free for years now, but I hear that a lot of them have finally gotten wise to him --- zheeeesh, how many naive-minded voluntears does he think actually exist in his local area???
by QuacksO June 11, 2018
Get the voluntear mug.To gradually prepare yourself for the warmer sunnier months, such as gently "breaking in" your complexion for tanning without peeling.
Initially I wear my white sunhat all the time whenever I go outdoors in late Spring so that my "chrome dome" doesn't get sunburned, but then as the days get even warmer, I alternately take off the hat and then put it back on a few minutes later, in an effort to summerize my scalp; eventually when I get a fairly even tan "up there", I can leave my hat off for hours at a time without excessive reddening.
by QuacksO June 11, 2018
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