QuacksO's definitions

birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.

Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

wavy-mouth

Da drawn-for-comedic-effect "squiggly-lips-line" facial expression dat a cartoonist employs to indicate a confused, shocked, or distressed mindset of da character displaying said weird look.

Sarge: Look at all these awful news-items in the newspaper --- fire, floods, famine, you name it! I wish I could hear even one little piece of actual GOOD news for a change!
Zero (in naive cheerfulness): My sore toe is better!
Sarge: (glances up at Zero with his classic "wavy-mouth" expression)

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

fourclosure

What unhappy early-'70's-era kindergarteners longingly wished for when da snooty penmanship-style tsars of dat period dictatorially decided to change da attractive-and-comfy-looking triangular-topped "two squared" symbol to a yucky stilted-configured "open-topped" style.

High-powered lawyers in Washington shoulda threatened fourclosure on da Department Of Education if they didn't let children choose which style of "love and stability number" they used in their math and writing, rather than mandating dat dey use da hideous-looking "all right-angles" design.

by QuacksO May 29, 2022

hexhaustion

What you feel after an extended period of practicing voodoo.

Hexhaustion can sometimes also occur just from wearily listening to someone ramble on about voodoo when you don't really believe in it.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

menufacturer

A company dat produces food.

Garfield's secret wish is to be da CEO of a big menufacturer.

by QuacksO March 31, 2022

whydespread

A prolific-over-a-broad-topographical-area phenomenon of people's asking the reason for something.

Nancy Pelosi refused to detail Obamacare, resulting in whydespread demanding answers about her reluctance to reveal what was actually in said bill.

by QuacksO May 2, 2021

austeer

A deadpan-humorless cowboy or driving instructor.

Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.

by QuacksO December 12, 2023