QuacksO's definitions
A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Get the LOTTO padlockmug. by QuacksO January 14, 2022
Get the mewnicipalmug. I'm not sure what this one means, but it sounds like it's da exact opposite of da "real McCoy", so maybe it refers to something that is legitimately fake?
Da reasoning behind da infamous mid-19th-century two-family feud may have been "da real Hatfield" --- i.e., truly a non-genuine problem dat was likely caused by excessive arrogance (and probably too much moonshine, as well!) --- but unfortunately da harm 'n' heartache dat resulted from said stupid squabble was totally "da real McCoy"!
by QuacksO January 29, 2023
Get the real Hatfieldmug. A beefcake beauty can be a good choice for a guy who tends to unconsciously be a bit too rough when excitedly savoring a gal's four "pleeze squeeze theeze" fleshy-mounds --- if you always start out with the chick's fairly-robust-fleshed posterior and totally "knock yourself out" with your enthusiastic kneading of said ample appendages, your hands will be achy and tired by the time you move around to her multiple-D-sized --- and much more tender --- fun-bubbles located up front, and so you'll be less likely to apply excessive force when giving them some lovin', too.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the beefcake beautymug. A panel of magistrates whose purpose is to determine how big someone's posterior really is, regardless of whatever form-flattering clothing that the person happens to wear.
Curvy chick: I appreciate how kind and non-judgemental my new guy is to me; so many dudes nowadays are just a bunch of assizes in their view of a gal's attractiveness.
by QuacksO May 6, 2019
Get the assizesmug. The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stiffy-squatmug. Some overly-confident guys think that they have "an eye for an aye" when they go out seeking gals with whom to get laid, but determining which chicks are actually that quick/casual about spreading their legs is usually quite a bit more difficult than that.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
Get the an eye for an ayemug.