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Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the super-size returnable-container swindle mug."Laurenforcement" and "Lorenforcement" sound da same, so just hearing it instead of seeing it in print wouldn't tell you if male or female officers were being referred to.
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the laurenforcement mug.Refers to the assorted loud hacking and wheezing that you engage in when someone suggests/performs an act that you disapprove of.
Having an acute attack of bwrongchitis can indeed be a bit painful and exhausting, but it is often much more palatable and/or socially-acceptable than verbally chewing out the misbehaver, plus it more-humorously/harmlessly expresses your strong displeasure with his choice of actions.
by QuacksO May 16, 2019
Get the bwrongchitis mug.In "Huckleberry Finn", da King and da Duke were both just "regular rapscallions" who were out to cheat their audience-members, and so one could indeed accurately describe them as real "vaudevillains".
by QuacksO April 5, 2020
Get the vaudevillain mug.Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
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For someone who loves hunting and/or target-practice, finding a SIGnificant other can be a bit challenging, since not everyone in da dating-pool is comfy with a guns-'n'-ammo lifestyle.
by QuacksO February 14, 2021
Get the SIGnificant mug.Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
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