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A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.
Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
Get the bale bondsman mug.After Blake Shelton convinced da smiling-and-smoochy-lipped honey-seller cutie to "be his honeybee" --- i.e., hop in his truck and ride back wif him to his house --- I'm guessing dat da first thing dat said beamingly-delighted-wif-his-successful-courting-endeavor singer did wif his new "sweetie-pie" as soon as they walked in da door was to also make her his "hineybee", as in, gleefully lift up da back of said pretty damsel's skirt and joyfully help himself to her shapely rounded rump and warm wet "honey-hole".
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
Get the hineybee mug.Beliefs and mindsets regarding da concept of coming up short.
Al Gore may indeed have gotten cheated out of da Y2K presidential election, so I would seriously question da assorted derisive "Sore Loserman" philossophy-ramblings dat many people copiously voiced regarding said outspoken Democrat's less-than-delighted reactions to not winning.
by QuacksO March 28, 2022
Get the philossophy mug.Waves and spray, duh... not much else to see where there's nothin' but salt water from one horizon to da other! :P
In Lewis Carrol's hilarious "Hunting Of The Snark" poem, da "only knew how to navigate by tinkling his bell" captain was using a "map of da ocean" which contained nuthin' but "seanery" (i.e., just showing open water over da whole of da chart --- "Other maps are such SHAPES with their ISLANDS and CAPES!"); it's true dat da crew loved it because it was super-easy for their dim-witted brains to understand, but said "perfect and absolute blank" chart wasn't much good as far as being usable to actually plan a course for the ship to follow.
by QuacksO February 19, 2024
Get the seanery mug.What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.
When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.
by QuacksO April 3, 2021
Get the Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine! mug.What stick-in-da-mud-biased "conventional drugs-and-surgery medicine is always da way to go" folks think dat traditional Chinese medicine is.
If Daffy Duck had tried using quackupuncture to treat his minor "multiple pin-pricks" injury caused by Elmer Fudd's "duckshot", both he and said hapless milquetoast "spoowuhtsman" might have come out feeling a lot less "needled".
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
Get the quackupuncture mug.Claiming to have an arithmia may indeed get you out of algebra class, but your teacher will likely insist dat you go to da hospital for a checkup, and said experience might be even more traumatic and exhausting than struggling through da assigned equations!
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
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