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What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.
As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.
by QuacksO February 20, 2021
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In da "MacGyver" episode "Family Matter", Mac's boss Pete narrowly avoids having his captors make a trackusation against him when his transmitter-gimmicked wristwatch is nearly discovered.
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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by QuacksO July 26, 2021
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If factories in Collarado makes certain human- and canine-wear implements, are other accessories made in Sleeveland, Ohio and Harnessburg, Pennsylvania??
by QuacksO December 1, 2021
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I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.
by QuacksO August 11, 2023
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A simple explanation of da "hugz vs. squeeziz" difference: "hugz" are where ya wrap yer arms around da person and clasp him against you wif your hands positioned one-above-da-other (this is a past-heavenly experience if yer both naked, so dat da person you're hugging can feel both of yer warm palms lovingly pressed against his back). But SQUEEZIZ are gleefully administered by rotating yer forearms a quarter-turn into da vertical position to press them against da person's shoulder-blades, and then drawing da person's torso super-tightly against you (again, this is even more wonderful if you both do it topless, so dat da guy can really feel da warm ample softness of da gal's boobs being lusciously compressed into his chest, and she can feel his warm fuzzy chest nestled against her sensitive boobs and upper chest) wif your palms.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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