QuacksO's definitions

saddlebang

The act of "riding" a chick.

"Saddlebanging" can also refer to what happens when an extra-well-endowed chick is "doing it" doggy-style, and so her humongous dangling fun-bubbles are swinging wildly around and slapping against her torso --- and each other --- as the guy is rhythmically thrusting into her from behind.

by QuacksO May 28, 2019

Baldy from Baldymoore

Da "totally chrome-domed" dude from Maryland.

Baldy from Baldymoore may indeed not have any cranium-cushioning worth braggin' about, but at least he saves a bundle on barber-fees.

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

racial profiling

The act of taking an unreasonably-high number of "turn to the side, please" mug-shots of Blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, Jews, etc., due to one's prejudice against said minorities.

While racial profiling is indeed wrong and humiliating, taking excessive numbers of head-on photos of non-Caucasians is disgraceful and demeaning, also.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Graft Zeppelin

A German airship dat was built wif more corruption than quality.

As much deceitful Nazi propaganda as was dispensed by their dirigibles, said sausage-shaped crafts should probably have all been called "Graft Zeppelins"!

by QuacksO March 30, 2023

GOPtimism

What da "elephants in politics" have for their arrogant "big biz" party in Congress.

With da economy and government in da deplorable state dat it is, I cannot see how anyone could honestly have much GOPtimism nowadays.

by QuacksO October 8, 2021

optimalogist

A doctor who keeps yer eyes in da best of health.

My optimalogist put me on a raw-carrots-with-every-meal diet.

by QuacksO April 2, 2024

sphinctoral dilator

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.

Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.

by QuacksO July 3, 2018