QuacksO's definitions

awedience

Starry-eyed followers of an musician, showman, or other public entertainer.

Lots of people love acridly-crude humor, which is why Jeff Dunham commands such an awedience.

by QuacksO January 4, 2024

cryme

A minor/necessary/logical action that normally would not elicit much if any negative response from anyone, but for a spoiled/bratty child who is not accustomed to and/or tolerant of anything less than totally peachy 24/7, it prompts a voluminous outburst of torrential tears and noisy fretful upbraiding that causes the actor to actually feel like a criminal for having committed such a horrendously dire atrocity.

Disgusted great-aunt: I can't seem to ever get through even one visit to my newer-generation folks without their whiny spoiled-rotten toddlers accusing me of at one serious cryme... I never know WHAT silly little thing is gonna set them off next!

by QuacksO June 13, 2017

airya

A well-ventilated geographical sector.

Paul Bunyan met his lovely future bride Sylvia when she'd been making her home in a cave high in da Rockies; he easily convinced her to leave said airya and come live wif him "in a nice cool shady greenwood forest instead of a wind-swept mountaintop".

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

repremand

Refers to where a higher-court judge sends a case back down to a lower court for further action. and includes a stiff rebuke to the officials of said lower court for what he considers to be a deplorable miscarriage of justice that they had previously handed out.

On appeal, the Supreme Court repremanded the case back to the state supreme court for judgement in compliance with the S.C.'s findings on case-law.

by QuacksO May 1, 2019

eminemt domain

Da right of a candy-manufacturer to acquire private property for public use.

Sugary confections are bad for your health, so why should Mars, Incorporated be given eminemt domain of privately-owned land-parcels (which in all likelihood are currently being used for "healthful" purposes such as a domestic residence) just to further its own dissipative endeavors?

by QuacksO March 1, 2021

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Novokane

Pain-numbing effects dat you get from watching Glenn Thomas Jacobs on WWE.

I'm not into wrestling or other contact-sports, so partaking of Novokane would likely GIVE me pain --- rather than ease it --- 'cuz I'd totally "feel for" those huge hulks who are majorly wrenching on each others' joints and muscles.

by QuacksO May 3, 2025