QuacksO's definitions

hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

hee-hawbby

Can refer to either:
(1) A spare-time activity involving donkeys.
(2) A special fondness for laughing in an irritating squeaky/wheezy manner hat really grates on everyone else's eardrums.
(3) A leisure-time practice of watching old re-runs of da famous hillbilly-folks' TV show from da late '60's.

Heck Jones's favorite hee-hawbby was to nasally guffaw at Josh McBroom whenever he smirkingly believed that he had pulled a fast one on that seemingly-gullible Irish farmer, but in the end it was always said tall scrawny schemer who ended up getting bested, and said honest dirt-grubber who "got the last laugh".

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

hopsital

1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.

A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

kissue

A problem that one has with smooches, such as shyness or concerns about spreading germs..

I try to respect the personal boundaries of others, so I never fuss if someone has kissues, plus of course I know that it's common practice for people to not wanna "get too close" to each other during flue season.

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

anisethesia

An essential-oils-based "knock-out gas" made from aromatic herbal-extracts, and used to render patients unconscious prior to surgery.

I try to stay out of the hospital at all costs, anyway, but if I ever did need to undergo major surgery, I would rather get "put under" by a natural-plant anisethesia rather than any of those highly-dangerous synthetic-gas cocktails administered by mainstream medicine.

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

wow and flutter

Refers to da "verbally-gushing 'n' eyelash-battingly-impressed" reaction of cute chicks when you show them how well your magnetic-tape-based recording/playback equipment works at producing great stable-speed sound.

Since most high-end audio-systems have gone digital nowadays, you may have to find other ways to make da ladies wow and flutter over your recording-studio equipment's awesome sound-capabilities.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

juvenile declinkuent

A young person who habitually "rides the revolving door" of the local court-and-lock-up system.

Thanks to his family's exceptional wealth and political influence, the young Ethan Couch may have temporarily been able to avoid being labelled as a juvenile declinkuent, but eventually he "went way to far" and thus ended up behind bars, even with his folks' legal finagling.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019