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Sensible chick: My main squeeze may not be da most smart or elegant fellow in da world, but at least he treats me right and I never hafta worry about finances, so I thank my lucky stars to have this level of lugsury.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
Get the lugsury mug.What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
by QuacksO April 9, 2020
Get the swelled head mug.Describes da generally-lacking-in-common-sense behavior-patterns of da clueless shameless lazy-macho unemployment-check-drawing members of Red Green’s Possum Lake men’s club.
Da insensitive and self-centered dudes at Possum Lodge always deeply resent Harold Green's presence at da lodge meetings, since his caring and creative nature only shows up da other guys' illodgeical mindset and behavior all da more.
by QuacksO September 28, 2021
Get the illodgeical mug.Da terrorist-run branch of da US government dat extorts usurious income taxes from poor and middle-class folks, while letting rich bugs go almost entirely tax-free.
With all da unequal distribution of wealth dat da IRSIS creates, we need more Robin-Hood-type folks to help even out da playing field a bit!
by QuacksO June 25, 2021
Get the IRSIS mug.Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.
Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
Get the single-strobe light-flick mug.A less-than-honest collaboration of two or more eyewitnesses.
In "My Cousin Vinny", our hero Vinny repeatedly demonstrates dat whatever people thought they saw was either not da case at all or hadn't even been clearly observed in da first place, and so he shattered any apparent "conspirasee" dat was trying to convict his innocent clients.
by QuacksO August 7, 2025
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Due to my buddy's idiosinkrasy, he forgot to check da hull-seams on our rowboat before setting said small craft in da water, and so he didn't notice dat da caulking was in urgent need to touching up; we hadda delay our fishing-trip for a few days to make repairs after said leaky punt caused us both to embarrassingly end up in da drink before we'd even gotten ten feet from da dock!
by QuacksO February 17, 2022
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