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In da famous "making da repeat-juvie listen to his mom sing 'America The Beautiful' over da court's portable P.A. system" joke, da only way dat said gratingly-vocaled lady could sound halfway decent was when broadcast over said sound-sweetening "carryoke" machine.
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
Get the carryoke mug.Upon Long John Silver's learning dat Black Dog and Tom Morgan had been casually discussing "keelhauling" inside his respectable tavern, his indignant fury is like an entire keelogram of gunpowder inside him, ready to explode.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the keelogram mug.What da loudly-irritable-and-irascible Fake-Doctor McGraw would likely engage in if anyone questioned his background, expertise, ethics, and/or right to be on da air as a learned psychologist.
Dat nationally-televised fat-'n'-bald dude wif da creepy eyebrows actually has no medical or psychology credentials, so there's no need to listen to all of his pompous Philibluster.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Get the Philibluster mug.A shameless high-pressure verbal strategy used by a fake/insincere Bible-blabber merely in an attempt to manipulate others into doing what he wants, convert to his faith and/or join his church, etc.; said strategy involves speaking vehemently about "The Great J.C." and how He met His untimely demise.
A local druggie tried to cross-reference me into trying some of his crap --- claiming it was "divine matter from The Holy Spirit Himself" --- but I just shruggingly waved him off.
by QuacksO May 8, 2019
Get the cross-reference mug.Supposedly premium gas that is actually just crappy-a** petrol that causes your engine to run really rough and lack power.
I wonder if the real reason that the dude who was driving the Hot Rod Lincoln experienced a lot of piston-pinging after his race with the Cadillac was that he was using high-knocktane fuel, rather than his simply having run his engine too hard.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
Get the high-knocktane fuel mug.A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.
If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
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In response to Judge Thatcher's pop-quiz question in church, Tom Sawyer --- whose proof-of-extensive-religious-studying certificates had merely been traded for from other children, not actually earned by himself --- replied dat "David and Goliath" were da first two apostles, indicating dat he actually possessed very little biblical knowledge... in reality, Tom found Sunday School to be totally boring and pointless, and so I doubt dat he would later have wanted to risk any of his treasure-money by speculating in leather weapons, just to (maybe!) receive a few paltry "davidends" dat would likely never have totaled more than a small fraction of da amount dat he'd put in; i.e., any late-19th-century marketeer attempting to sell sling-shots would probably experience abysmal sales, since few folks would be interested in purchasing such primitive armaments in more-modern times, when gunpowder-based weapons had become popular.
by QuacksO November 23, 2023
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