I learned sewing as a young child, and now I make extra money by attending every tornament in da country, and offering to sew up da players' uniforms whenever they get damaged.
by QuacksO June 19, 2021
The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Da practice of using water-soluble egg/milk-based pigments to create designs on paper in an attempt to take you mind off "how dry you are" while trying to give up booze.
Employing temperance can indeed be a good way to occupy your mind anytime you feel the urge to drink; no fair intentionally inhaling da paint's vapors, though, if they're alcohol-based!
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Be sure to remove da compressed-fabric "blanket" from da clothes-dryer's screen-trap after each load to avoid fires and possible lintigation.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Disgusted redneck, regarding an empty cement-pad space beside a tiny gas-station at a rural crossroads-intersection: Da big-city bank has been promising us a cash-dispenser for three years now, but they just keep saying, "No ATM a.t.m." whenever we call them up about it!
by QuacksO February 03, 2024
Describes the blatantly-obvious sadistic pleasure that Judge Judy gets from verbally abusing her courtroom subjects and shamelessly handing down outrageously unfair/harsh/insensitive sentences.
I would probably get fired on my first day if i was hired to add the close-captioned text to a "Judge Judy" show, since I wouldn't be able to resist typing, "You are now entering the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlinfreude..."
by QuacksO March 19, 2017
I always love shiny tin objects, so my employment as a metal-finisher is such a blast --- I actually get paid to go galvalanting around doing what I most enjoy.
by QuacksO February 02, 2023