Definitions by QuacksO
trackusation
A claim dat you placed a GPS-beeper in some item dat a fellow human traveled with, such as his clothing, handbag, or vehicle.
In da "MacGyver" episode "Family Matter", Mac's boss Pete narrowly avoids having his captors make a trackusation against him when his transmitter-gimmicked wristwatch is nearly discovered.
trackusation by QuacksO May 17, 2022
packusation
Claim dat someone has an issue with efficiently/safely stuffing items into a storage/transport container.
In his sportsman-based comedy tale, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus suggests adding rocks to a more-physically-fit hiker's bookbag to slow him down enough for your porky weak-muscled self to puffingly keep up with him. I would not do this for two reasons: first, it's not being very nice to your travel-buddy, and he might lob angry verbal packusations at you if he discovered said granite lumps in among his belongings!
packusation by QuacksO May 17, 2022
lackusation
Before you make a lackusation about someone, you should first not only examine his life to see if there might be legitimate/unavoidable reasons for his shortfall, but also take a serious gander at your OWN performance, strengths and weaknesses, etc., to see if you yourself could reasonably have managed significantly better than the dude you're dissatisfied with is doing.
lackusation by QuacksO May 17, 2022
jackusation
Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.
I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".
jackusation by QuacksO May 17, 2022
fart guessing game
A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
fart guessing game by QuacksO May 17, 2022
dillusional
Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.
dillusional by QuacksO May 16, 2022