Definitions by QuacksO
nuzzle-hug
Super-soft-'n'-gentle arms-around dat you give someone "just 'cuz" --- i.e., you've already given him a major greeting-squeezie when he first showed up, and so now you're just tenderly holding him for an extended period to contentedly/seriously savor each other's heartbeats and long slow respirations.
Da nice thing --- one of many awesome aspects, actually! --- about giving a "sweet young thing" a nice long nuzzle-hug is dat you don't hafta eventually let her warm delightfully-alive self go in muscle-fatigued exhaustion da way you'd have to when giving a bear-hug, since said drowsily-affectionate zephyr-clasp requires very little strength or energy-expending to maintain. Bonus advantage --- said adorable chick won't likely feel particularly desirous to be released from said feather-light-'n'-tender embrace for a good while, anyway, since it won't make her feel squashed or pinioned, just da same as an open-palmed hands-clasp encourages her to let you hold her soft warm extremities for as long as you like, since said "palms merely rested on palms" positioning means dat she could always easily lift them away whenever she pleases, but she will respect and feel grateful for your wanting to keep her feeling unfettered, and so she likely will obligingly let you savor her warm softness for extended periods.
nuzzle-hug by QuacksO July 26, 2024
when bison fly
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
when bison fly by QuacksO July 26, 2024
saccharifice
To give up artificial sweeteners.
You can't "have it both ways" (i.e., get better while still eating junk food) when it comes to improving your diet --- if you truly wanna achieve better health, at least some saccharifices are necessary.
saccharifice by QuacksO July 26, 2024
naturally salted butter
Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.
Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.
naturally salted butter by QuacksO July 25, 2024
Do you always get up this surly?
What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
Do you always get up this surly? by QuacksO July 24, 2024
confidental
If ya maintain a clamped jaw regarding yer oral-exam results, people won't be able to see yer chompers, anyway, and so said details will indeed remain strictly "confidental".
confidental by QuacksO July 23, 2024