Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.
by QuacksO July 23, 2024
A shameless high-pressure verbal strategy used by a fake/insincere Bible-blabber merely in an attempt to manipulate others into doing what he wants, convert to his faith and/or join his church, etc.; said strategy involves speaking vehemently about "The Great J.C." and how He met His untimely demise.
A local druggie tried to cross-reference me into trying some of his crap --- claiming it was "divine matter from The Holy Spirit Himself" --- but I just shruggingly waved him off.
by QuacksO May 09, 2019
What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.
Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.
by QuacksO December 12, 2020
Public Leaning Post. Does not exist in real life; merely referred to by any indigant person whom someone else of perfectly sound physique tries to lean against merely out of laziness.
Lazy dude, resting his broad shoulder against his slight-figured girlfriend while they're standing at a bus stop: Aahhh... convenient back-rest!
Girl, giving him an indignant shove: Hey --- get OFFA me, ya big lugg! I'm not a PLP!
Girl, giving him an indignant shove: Hey --- get OFFA me, ya big lugg! I'm not a PLP!
by QuacksO January 23, 2014
During Anish Kippur, hardware stores and home-improvement outlets have windfall sales of "black market" paint.
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
Northerner: I always feel totally Januweary after two or more months of bundling up, stoking da stove, shoveling snow, etc.
by QuacksO September 29, 2021