Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 20, 2020

Miciah

A stupid boy who will ignore the perfect girl in front of him. Instead he chases after a lesbian. He is also attracted to hoes that are straight, but he rejects the prettiest girl

Super Model: hey I wanna ask out Miciah

Friend: sorry he’s only attracted to lesbians and hoes

by Purplepeepee August 20, 2020

Warren

He’s a hottie but he’s a fuck boy

Woman: yooo he’s hottt
Grandpa: yeah but he’s a Warren he might ditch you the next day for another girl

by Purplepeepee October 27, 2020

Wasp

A stupid motherfucker who loves to sting innocent people and should die

Person 1: I got stung by a wasp today
Person 2: it will be burning in hell

by Purplepeepee August 15, 2020

Dylan

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022