Purplepeepee's definitions

Spider

The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Karen

Someone who yells at people who don’t wear masks even though they have a condition where they can’t

Person 1: I didn’t wear a mask but still maintained social distancing but some Karen still yelled at me like a lunatic

by Purplepeepee August 16, 2020

Fart

Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise

Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted

by Purplepeepee August 19, 2020

Kaden

A hot ass dude who will make your coochie melt. His voice sounds like a South Park character, but he’ll stay in your mind forever and will keep you up at night

Girl: I’m aroused idk why
Friend: must be because of Kaden

by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020

Dylan

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022