by Purplenado March 08, 2023
“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.
Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.
by Purplenado March 04, 2023
What I have to keep telling my dog when he barks just because the other dog is barking. As in, he has no idea why he’s barking. He’s just doing it because the other dog is.
I said “little boy no” because he was barking because the female dog was barking and that dog barks at everything. Therefore, they are both barking at nothing.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023