deep space medicine

N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.

My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.

by Purple Gurl April 06, 2011

matrimony

N - The state of being in a marriage or living a married life.

"Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."

by Purple Gurl February 06, 2015

ass angel

A derogatory slur for Julian Assange, the founder of Wiki Leaks. Critics accuse him of hacking, cracking, spying, espionage, and even sex crimes, while proponents call him a freedom fighter who stands up to abusive governments.

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about Ass Angel, that no good espionage traitor who doesn't care who his leaks harm, just as long as his leftwing goals are met."

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015

trolliday

N: A holiday, period of free time, or vacation spent being an online troll. Origin: Troll + Holiday

"Hey, it is 5 PM and I have the whole weekend to spend as a trolliday. I'm gonna flame people, spam, and just blow up the internet."

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015

hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.

"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015

Fistgate

The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"

Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"

by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011