Purple Gurl's definitions

fuchsiative

Noun: Someone with purple or pink skin who is on the run from the police or other law enforcement agency.

Etymology: From fuchsia + fugitive.

My Purplonian neighbor must be a fuchsiative. Ever since the spaceship turned up missing, I haven't seen her anywhere, and someone said she was on Galaxy's Most Wanted.

by Purple Gurl April 24, 2011

Assholes Anonymous

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

ass angel

A derogatory slur for Julian Assange, the founder of Wiki Leaks. Critics accuse him of hacking, cracking, spying, espionage, and even sex crimes, while proponents call him a freedom fighter who stands up to abusive governments.

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about Ass Angel, that no good espionage traitor who doesn't care who his leaks harm, just as long as his leftwing goals are met."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

sodomony

N: The condition of being in a gay marriage.

From matrimony + sodomy.

If straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can't gays have unholy sodomony?

by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

tentacle

1. An armlike appendage found on octopi, squid, and space aliens. They are often covered in suckers.

2. Sensory appendages on snails, slugs, and space aliens.

3. A basic part of twisted Japanese hentai porn, where octopuses and other creatures rape schoolgirls with their tentacles.

1. A male octopus actually has 9 tentacles if you count the one used for reproduction.

2. The top pair of tentacles on a slug enables it to see. The lower, shorter pair is for taste and smell.

3. Police in Tokyo have to respond to yet another tentacle rape.

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015