Definitions by Purple Gurl

empurpling 

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

empurpling by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

Assholes Anonymous 

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.

Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

Assholes Anonymous by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

boystick 

N: The penis, or a similar phallic-shaped object.

From boy+joystick.

Anthony was angry when some man tried to grab his boystick while he was peeing.

boystick by Purple Gurl April 7, 2011

sodomony 

N: The condition of being in a gay marriage.

From matrimony + sodomy.

If straight people can have holy matrimony, then why can't gays have unholy sodomony?

sodomony by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

deep space medicine 

N: The medical specialty devoted to the health and well-being of space aliens. Like the veterinary practice, it tends to be harder than being a general practitioner for humans because of the number of alien races involved. DSM specialists often work with problems involving eyestalks, tentacles, alien skin disorders, alien mental health, and general wellness, as well as providing alien medications which are hard to get.

My Purplonian and Martian neighbors both see Dr. Tentacleez at the deep space medicine clinic in town.

deep space medicine by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

kleptomomnia 

Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.

Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.

kleptomomnia by Purple Gurl April 6, 2011

bunko

1. Noun: Something involving fraud, telemarketing schemes, or scams.

2. Noun: Old name for the fraud division of a police department.

1. I receive bunko emails daily, promising I can make millions of dollars.

2. Joe is a detective for the Bunko and Robbery Division.

bunko by Purple Gurl March 12, 2011