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Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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N: The rules of politeness involving sex. That would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public sex, etc.
The nerve of that guy! He was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. He has no screwiquette whatsoever!
by Purple Gurl March 24, 2011
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An alien race with purple skin and numerous scalp tentacles. They come from Planet Purplonia. The Greenians forcibly colonized their planet.
"A Purplonian family moved in beside of me, and I love asking them about their homeland and their culture."
by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014
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Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.
The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.
by Purple Gurl March 23, 2011
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Noun: When someone feigns pregnancy to shoplift.
Person 1: Jennifer didn't appear pregnant a minute ago, and didn't she enter the dressing room with 5 items?

Person 2: It must be kleptomomnia.
by Purple Gurl March 21, 2011
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N: An optical computer mouse. It has no balls, just a warm inner glow.
Frank: "What kind of mouse are you getting for your PC?"

Joe: "I'm getting a girl mouse. They move much easier, and they have no balls to wash."
by Purple Gurl March 24, 2011
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A derogatory slur for Julian Assange, the founder of Wiki Leaks. Critics accuse him of hacking, cracking, spying, espionage, and even sex crimes, while proponents call him a freedom fighter who stands up to abusive governments.
"I'm sick and tired of hearing about Ass Angel, that no good espionage traitor who doesn't care who his leaks harm, just as long as his leftwing goals are met."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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