29 definitions by Purple Gurl

trolliday

N: A holiday, period of free time, or vacation spent being an online troll. Origin: Troll + Holiday

"Hey, it is 5 PM and I have the whole weekend to spend as a trolliday. I'm gonna flame people, spam, and just blow up the internet."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

Purplephobe

N - Person afraid of or bigoted against Purplonians and other people born with Purple skin.

The editors at Urban Dictionary are a bunch of purplephobes. They won't approve terms related to Purple-Americans.

by Purple Gurl March 30, 2011

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

bunko

1. Noun: Something involving fraud, telemarketing schemes, or scams.

2. Noun: Old name for the fraud division of a police department.

1. I receive bunko emails daily, promising I can make millions of dollars.

2. Joe is a detective for the Bunko and Robbery Division.

by Purple Gurl February 25, 2011

Porphyrophobia

1. N: Fear of the color purple, as well as a fear of purple objects and people.

2. N: Bigotry or hatred towards Purple people.

1. "Doesn't that come in green? Purple gives me nightmares!"

"Grow up, you seem to be suffering from porphyrophobia!"

2. "Man, I hate Purple people! They get all these special rights and privileges, get to collect welfare, and they get preferential housing and employment!"

"Sounds like you have a bad case of porphyrophobia. Get help, please!"

by Purple Gurl October 1, 2014

eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.

I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.

by Purple Gurl February 20, 2011

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015