My daughter is a good person.
by Willez May 22, 2023
Daughter.
by Ramparilli June 15, 2023
by Carl August 27, 2003
the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.
mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!
dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!
by Invisigirl June 11, 2008
A chaotic comical pornogrind band. their latest cd had 10 tracks and clocked in at just 11 minutes. This band is awesome in small doses, but will will give you a serious mindfuck if listened to for too long.
by Liberate te ex Inferis October 11, 2004
The female offspring between two people who shared a life and a love strong enough to forge a soul. The female offspring who butts heads with her mom constantly because she secretly hopes to be like her someday because she loves and admires her mom deeply. The female offspring that a father knew once he held her that she would be his princess forever, and he would be her servant, until the day he hands her off to someone that will never be good enough to take care of her the rest of the way, and says quietly in her ear at her wedding as they dance, " you may be a woman now, but you'll always be my little girl, and if your spouse ever mistreats you, well you tell me and just like every cut, or bruise you ever had when you fell, daddy will be here to lift you up, treat your wounds and smash with anger whatever hurt my little princess".
by Thebiggestloser369 December 26, 2020
My daughter is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023