Poster Nutbag's definitions

bsa

British Small Arms,
discontinued motorcycle manufacturer of western Europe in 50's and 60's

My BSA ran over your Indian

by Poster Nutbag June 23, 2003

no

HOw 90% of the idiots on this sight spell the word KNOW.

"Do you KNOW how to spell?"

"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."

by Poster Nutbag June 2, 2003

fuckward

The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.

JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

Boonga Boonga

A bizarre new stand up game in Japan with an ass manequin sticking out the front. In your hand is a giant plastic finger that you're supposed to ram into the ass as rigorously as you can while the characters on the screen scream in pain and make silly faces.
Just wait til this hits the states !

Jimbo is the boonga boonga champ. He can really RAM that plastic finger into the ass manequin with strength and finesse.

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003