28 definitions by Poster Nutbag

ziggy

A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.

Nothing happened to Ziggy today.

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

Catch 22

See Paradox.
Or as Bart Simpson would say, "You're damned if ya' do, and you're damned if ya' don't."

You need to jump into the ocean to put out the flames on your head. But if you jump into the ocean, the giant squid will suck your guts out.

by Poster Nutbag June 5, 2003

Stalactite

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.

"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

fuckward

The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.

JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

no

HOw 90% of the idiots on this sight spell the word KNOW.

"Do you KNOW how to spell?"

"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."

by Poster Nutbag June 2, 2003

Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

FANTA

Makers of GREAT orange soda !!

Hoggy Wash !!!!

by Poster Nutbag June 24, 2003