JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
John Key is a muppet Fucker
by Pol Pothead February 25, 2012
a sexually attractive and provocatively dressed teenage girl aged between 12 and 15 who you'd like to bang.
1. dayum that year 10 chick is fine as, id bang her but shes jailbait.
2. That 15 year old in the daisy dukes and poorly fitted midriff top dayum id bang her anyday but if i did then id have my ass serviced by bubba in the showers at rimutaka hilton
2. That 15 year old in the daisy dukes and poorly fitted midriff top dayum id bang her anyday but if i did then id have my ass serviced by bubba in the showers at rimutaka hilton
by Pol Pothead February 21, 2014
The Scum of humanity and civilisation, a pandemic which has hit New Zealand like a firestorm fuelled by 200km/h winds.
They listen to what the mainstream media and radio dictates AKA Top 40 pop music "cos everybody else does", watch whatever TV2 is showing (reality TV, Shortland St etc.).
They dress in whatever is fashionable at the moment - the typical female trendy wears a dress which the hemline is 1 inch away from her pussy typically with knee high boots making her look like the slutbag she is, she likes to show cleavage and show off her $600 sunglasses and $800 handbag she got from pagani or Glasson's. The male sports a beard, flannel shirt and jeans and shops at hallensteins.
The trendy NEVER Gets harassed by the police. They are NEVER harassed by the authorities or stopped by police - as long as they are white and dressed like the typical slutbag/homo trendy. In fact they are agents of "the man" in an deliberate attempt to pick on metallers/grungies/hippies/stoners/druggies/bogans/Goths/occultists/geeks and other outsiders and make these individualist look bad
Bottom line is these people need to be exterminated
They listen to what the mainstream media and radio dictates AKA Top 40 pop music "cos everybody else does", watch whatever TV2 is showing (reality TV, Shortland St etc.).
They dress in whatever is fashionable at the moment - the typical female trendy wears a dress which the hemline is 1 inch away from her pussy typically with knee high boots making her look like the slutbag she is, she likes to show cleavage and show off her $600 sunglasses and $800 handbag she got from pagani or Glasson's. The male sports a beard, flannel shirt and jeans and shops at hallensteins.
The trendy NEVER Gets harassed by the police. They are NEVER harassed by the authorities or stopped by police - as long as they are white and dressed like the typical slutbag/homo trendy. In fact they are agents of "the man" in an deliberate attempt to pick on metallers/grungies/hippies/stoners/druggies/bogans/Goths/occultists/geeks and other outsiders and make these individualist look bad
Bottom line is these people need to be exterminated
Jenna Jones and Benny Brown are both Trendy lil cunts, when they where pissed as a chook down Courtney place last Saturday night and benny challenging non-trendy's to a fight, yet the cops never done anything about them, yet stoner longhaired brad bogan minding his own beeswax was arrested on the false pretence that he had LSD on him..the cops didn't like the look of him yet the trendy where abusing passers-by
by Pol Pothead October 12, 2013
A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol
by Pol Pothead April 01, 2012
in P'Town, u have da K'mart, North City Plaza, the Piglet Farm (Police acadamy) and about a million bloody state houses in Waitangirua and cannons creek with six million bloody coconuts in them
by Pol Pothead February 10, 2012
by Pol Pothead December 30, 2011