11 definitions by Pol Pothead

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead April 1, 2012

Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014

Muppet Fucker

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..

John Key is a muppet Fucker

by Pol Pothead February 25, 2012

p'town

Porirua, Wellington New Zealand

in P'Town, u have da K'mart, North City Plaza, the Piglet Farm (Police acadamy) and about a million bloody state houses in Waitangirua and cannons creek with six million bloody coconuts in them

by Pol Pothead February 10, 2012

Clown

A Person who lacks basic sense and logic, he cannot think laterally and is easily fooled thus a Simpleton or Idiot

John Key is a Clown

by Pol Pothead February 25, 2012

Grumbler

A Person who does nothing but complain about everything and anything around them. They are usu. male and over the age of 55, they tend to have short tempers and rarely if ever smile

Peter is a frequent grumbler, He hates anything that isnt him.

by Pol Pothead August 18, 2012

Jailbait

a sexually attractive and provocatively dressed teenage girl aged between 12 and 15 who you'd like to bang.

1. dayum that year 10 chick is fine as, id bang her but shes jailbait.

2. That 15 year old in the daisy dukes and poorly fitted midriff top dayum id bang her anyday but if i did then id have my ass serviced by bubba in the showers at rimutaka hilton

by Pol Pothead February 21, 2014