11 definitions by Pol Pothead

A Person who lacks basic sense and logic, he cannot think laterally and is easily fooled thus a Simpleton or Idiot
by Pol Pothead February 25, 2012
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Applying different sets of rules to the same principals especially when they are both equally as bad
1- The word "fuck" is edited out from the daily newspaper, however the word "shit" and stories of a sexual nature are published without censorship and question even though all of these principals are taboo.

2 - The police can mace an aggressive criminal and get a "well done" yet a member of the public who even uses spray deoderant to fight off an attacker is placed under arrest even though the law permits people to use "such forces as they deem necessary" to defend oneself/home/property. THIS IS CONSIDERED AN ACT OF HIGH TREASON BY WAY OF THE GOVERNMENT LEVYING WAR UPON THERE OWN PEOPLE.

3 - Marijuana, a relatively harmless herb is outlawed yet tobacco which is highly addictive and kills 10x more people than road accidents a year is, why? BECAUSE BIG NAME TOBACCO PAY THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP POT ILLEGAL FOR FEAR IT WILL RUIN THEIR PRECIOUS TOBACCO CROP

all of these are a double standard
by Pol Pothead March 13, 2012
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A Person who does nothing but complain about everything and anything around them. They are usu. male and over the age of 55, they tend to have short tempers and rarely if ever smile
Peter is a frequent grumbler, He hates anything that isnt him.
by Pol Pothead August 18, 2012
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a term to describe (usu.) a town or city where there is little or no decent recreational facility's.
Upper Hutt is a hole.

The "mall" there is half empty of shops and the typical patronage is usually around 50 per hour. Westfield queensgate in nearby Lower Hutt is far better with a typical patronage of around 2000 per hour and no vacant stores despite the small difference of population
by Pol Pothead February 21, 2014
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a sexually attractive and provocatively dressed teenage girl aged between 12 and 15 who you'd like to bang.
1. dayum that year 10 chick is fine as, id bang her but shes jailbait.

2. That 15 year old in the daisy dukes and poorly fitted midriff top dayum id bang her anyday but if i did then id have my ass serviced by bubba in the showers at rimutaka hilton
by Pol Pothead February 21, 2014
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A person who is insane, nuts, loopy
Brian Tamaki is a fruitcake
by Pol Pothead December 30, 2011
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1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..
by Pol Pothead February 25, 2012
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