A being or behavior pattern defined by weaponized entitlement, emotionally charged rule-enforcement, and persistent coupon necromancy — often appearing in places of service, governance, or neighborhood watch. Not limited to gender, age, or haircut. A Karenian encounter often begins with a sigh and ends in a request to “speak to someone in charge of the universe.”
“I sensed the Karenian energy before she even entered — her expired coupon had pre-charged the air.”
by PlutoKrazo June 05, 2025
A mythical homeland of the Karenians — a parallel dimension where entitlement is law, managers are high priests, and the sacred texts are written in Yelp reviews. Karenia is governed by the Council of Perpetual Discontent, where residents hold ancient grudges over expired coupons and the wrong temperature of their pumpkin spice latte.
Traits of Karenia include:
HOA bylaws carved into stone tablets
Ritualistic summoning of managers at full moons
Emotional support wine tumblers issued at birth
Passive-aggressive communication as national dialect
Karenia exists simultaneously in every strip mall, airport, and gated community. You don’t visit Karenia — you’re dragged into it during a customer service call that never ends.
Traits of Karenia include:
HOA bylaws carved into stone tablets
Ritualistic summoning of managers at full moons
Emotional support wine tumblers issued at birth
Passive-aggressive communication as national dialect
Karenia exists simultaneously in every strip mall, airport, and gated community. You don’t visit Karenia — you’re dragged into it during a customer service call that never ends.
"Dude, that lady just tried to return a used ham because it 'tasted too porky' — she's clearly from Karenia."
"After five minutes in that Facebook moms group, I swear I was transported to Karenia."
"After five minutes in that Facebook moms group, I swear I was transported to Karenia."
by PlutoKrazo June 05, 2025
This is the pinching of the nerves in the shoulder.
I'm going to Spockem.
Star trek, Spock, Vulcan massage!
I'm going to Spockem.
Star trek, Spock, Vulcan massage!
by PlutoKrazo July 04, 2019
A person that reacts to not getting what they want by saying such and such are on my side and things could get very bad, very bad, by criticizing hero's that are dead and by taking sides with other bullies.
The bullybaby spit on their grave then lifted sanctions on bad people and says terrible things about good people.
by PlutoKrazo March 24, 2019
Udderpuss
This is what is in milk from cows that are over milked. You drink milk? Your getting udderpuss in it.
by PlutoKrazo June 25, 2019