PlaydohMan's definitions

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

hair gel

a gel made of fat that makes your hair stick up or stay in one place

some people wear just too much hair gel

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

smoke sausage

see blowjob

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

powder keg

1. a keg full of gunpowder
2. a very violent or tense person
3. an area of countries with high nationalism and low tolerence for neighboring countries

1. Billy 'moonshine' Bob: pass me the powder keg, hadn't eaten this stuff in a while.
2. She's a powder keg ready to explode
3. the balkan region was a powder keg at the turn of the 20th century

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

mcdildo

adult happy meals with sex toys

I'll take 2 whoppers 3 large fries 8 diet cokes 1 happy meal and a mcdildo

by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

chicken sandwich world championship

the battle between the chicken sandwhiches between tender crip and spicy hot tender crisp has more experience but spicy hot is gettin trained by the indo-chino mexicans

just another publicity gimmick

by PlayDohMan October 25, 2004

floppy disk

a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet

floppy disks suck

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004