Obamafinger

To flip someone off by scratching your cheek with your middle finger. You do this so that you can flip someone off and still pretend to be above that sort of thing.

I thought he was different until he Obamafingered her on the stage . . . in front of everyone . . . and everyone knew what he was doing . . . and they'll still vote for him.

by plasmacobalt April 26, 2008

head over heels

A moribund metaphor meaning "out of control in love." But, think about it. Aren't you head over heels every day? Shouldn't it be "heels over head in love"?

"Ah, she was nothing special. I'm only head over heels for Angelina. But I'm heels over head in love with Sandra."

by plasmacobalt March 08, 2006

Obama

The Messiah for brain-dead Democrats.

No matter what he says, no matter what he does, they'll worship the great Obama.

by plasmacobalt July 11, 2008

oregon

State of the union where the people and the speed limits are all five miles an hour slower than the rest of the country.

I was making good time until I hit Oregon.

by plasmacobalt April 08, 2006

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

delta (airlines)

DELTA

Didn't Even Leave The Airport.

"Hey, I thought you were going to New York?"

"No, my flight was on Delta aka delta (airlines)."

by plasmacobalt February 16, 2006

MarVen

When Prince changed his name to the symbol he combined the old symbol for woman (Venus, the archetypal woman) and Man (Mars, the archetypal man). So, the symbol is pronounced MarVen for Mars and Venus.

Hey, MarVen, you're such a tool.

by Plasmacobalt January 22, 2006