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gigaboo

One thousand megaboos
My iPhone has a gigaboo of boo
by Pipe Downn June 6, 2011
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farage

A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011
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bieber

Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
by Pipe Downn November 15, 2010
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dogbogglery

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.
Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.
by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012
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mullet over

A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.

This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.

If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.
Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.

(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)
by Pipe Downn October 22, 2011
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Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
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Plankspanker

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009
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