Like a weiner
A very small penis
Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber
, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.
Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?
A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.
Douchery is douchebaggery
which is merely tedious.
Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
A cooler name for bloatware
Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.
Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.
Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".
Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?
1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose
Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.