Pipe Downn's definitions

gigaboo

One thousand megaboos

My iPhone has a gigaboo of boo

by Pipe Downn June 6, 2011

lardware

A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.

Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.

by Pipe Downn June 8, 2011

tardocracy

A society whose political system is characterised by the rule of fucktards.

Under George W Bush, America became the world's premier tardocracy.

The Palin 2012 campaign proposes a new benchmark for tardocracy.

by Pipe Downn October 24, 2010

bieber

Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.

Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.

by Pipe Downn November 15, 2010

fuck all

To have total sex: to have sex with everything.

Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.

But I am bigger than that.

I will do nothing less than fuck all.

by Pipe Downn March 30, 2009

Jack Shit

An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.

You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.

by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009

Cracker

Someone who has smoked so much crack that they forgot what a black racist sounds like.

To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'.

But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.

That's what "racism" means, folks.

by Pipe Downn January 26, 2009