Pipe Downn's definitions

bad ass

A bottom which is naughty.

Used particularly in the context of flatulence.

(Gentleman breaks wind)

Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!

(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)

by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

dogbogglery

Stupidity of such flagrance that even a dog would be boggled by it.

Jack: Wait, Mitt Romney just said 47% of his electorate were losers and his job would be to ignore them?
Jake: Sheer dogbogglery.

by Pipe Downn October 27, 2012

bieber

Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.

Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.

by Pipe Downn November 15, 2010

neocon

A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.

Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!

Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.

Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?

Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011

farage

A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.

M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.

by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011

gigaboo

One thousand megaboos

My iPhone has a gigaboo of boo

by Pipe Downn June 6, 2011