Crock Pottin'

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.

I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Scab Trick

Unlike the hat trick in hockey, the Scab Trick is when you have a scab on the head of your dick and your girlfriend is skilled enough to liberate the scab at the exact same time you cum.

Heavenly is the only way to describe my girlfriends scab Trick.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Third Shoe

The shoe left in your ass after someone plants their foot up your ass.

Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.

by Pierced69 March 17, 2022

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 26, 2011

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.

We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Dignitary

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.

I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.

by Pierced69 March 20, 2022