BILK

An acronym meaning: Bitch I'd Like to Kill

My ex-wife took me to the cleaners. What a BILK!

by Phuqit July 31, 2008

geez did you see Lo last night, she tried to steal my sunglasses, what a BILK

by iheartbigsunglasses November 24, 2006

bilk

short for "boi milk"

a healthy way to turn your morning coffee into the first meal of the day

Oh damn where am I going to get 50cc of bilk to make enough boi oysters for tonights dinner party?

by strange_but_true January 5, 2022

The act of driving onto a petrol forecourt and deliberately driving off without paying; to commit a bilking.

Police constable: 'We've had three bilkings at Morrisssons this week.

by Jezzer December 7, 2005

Noun, a contraction of boy milk, sperm.

See also, bilky, bilked, bilks

Did you see her face? It was covered in bilk!

by Bilkmaster69 February 24, 2022

Person 1 "I Had some warm bilk today"
Person 2 "I drink mine cold"

by CaerulusX March 3, 2022

"jus bilked bare petrolium get me auntie sue"

by big fat sausage October 1, 2006