Phoenix's definitions

Fits

1. When clothes are the correct size for the wearer.
2. When an object is appropriate for the situation or surroundings.
3. Fat Tits.

1. Hey, this new jacket fits real well!
2. Yeah, that new couch fits perfectly with the rest of your stuff.
3. Damn! She's got some Fits!

by Phoenix January 20, 2005

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

by Phoenix October 10, 2003

boinglao

boing.lao n. 1. a fat woody.

I got a boinglao when I saw Pam Anderson.

by phoenix October 26, 2003

Blitzing

When two or more people are engaged in an arguement or a fight.

"Yo man, a couple of fools are blitzing down by the park. Ya wanna see?"

by Phoenix March 11, 2003

xmms

X Multimedia system, like WinAmp but for linux

Dude, get Winamp!
I can't! I have linux!
Well then get xmms!

Okay, lame example...

by phoenix November 27, 2003

Grand Funk

The Hardest Working Rock And Roll Band in The World. Music that dares your feet to stay still, Hence an incitement to Dance and Party The Night Away. An Infectious Series of Bass Notes that have been known to A) Enhance Listening Pleasure, B) Cause a person to scream at top of lungs "MEL, MEL, MEL", C) Destroy Stereo Speakers, D) All Of The Above.

CAUTION: May also cause frequent trips across America for Concert Series and Purchase ALL Albums on CD.

"We're Coming To Your Town, We'll Help To Party It Down, We're An American Band" - Grand Funk Railroad 1973 from "We're An American Band" album/cd

by PHOENIX March 26, 2005