Phoenix's definitions

CD

1. Compact Disk

2. "Calm Down!"

1. Hey, I bought a new Aerosmith CD!

2. Dude, you need to CD! ASAP! Bitch.

by Phoenix January 18, 2005

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Blitzing

When two or more people are engaged in an arguement or a fight.

"Yo man, a couple of fools are blitzing down by the park. Ya wanna see?"

by Phoenix March 11, 2003

Smorange

the exposed midrift of someone who shouldn't!!!!
The large fleshy part of a stomach, hips and back that hangs over hipster jeans. Is only refered to smorange if the
t-shirt or top of the wearer is short enough NOT to cover up all visable flesh.

"oh my god check out her smorange"

by Phoenix October 26, 2004

jipped

A misspelling of gypped.

Bob: Oh damn! You got jipped!
Jim: I think you mean gypped...
Bob: But urban dictionary has a definition fo-
Jim: You got gypped!

by phoenix January 6, 2007

M$

Short for Microsoft, used to imply Microsoft cares more for money than it does for security, stability, and anything else that could make a good Operating System.

M$ has another security hole.

by Phoenix May 18, 2004

hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.

Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.

by Phoenix October 10, 2003