Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
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Females can't have conversations like men.
They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Females can't have conversations like men.
They don't want honesty, they don't want their world view challenged.
Girl: "How do I look?"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
Guy: "You look... great!"
Girl: "Don't patronize me!"
Guy: "Fine ok, that dress is stupid, the frills are gonna drag on the ground. You're gonna be cold later and ask for my coat."
Girl: "Really!? You know what!? FUCK YOU!! You're such an asshole!"
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Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
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Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)
The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)
The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
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Logic Attack *she runs
Fact Attack *she runs
Logic Attack *she runs
Fact Attack *she runs
Females cant win in a man's world (logic ,criticism, accountability), so they run away to not face the consequences of being wrong.
Not so tough now are ya?
Not so tough now are ya?
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A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.
Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."
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