51 definitions by Petesbeeps

Capital C

A major cunt

Wow, you should have seen her last night Richard... a real capital c.. ewww..

by Petesbeeps September 8, 2017

Synchronized mowers syndrome

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.

I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

trumpsolution

Disregarding the establishment, and working for American First.

let's take the new world order out, and let's try a trumpsolution.

by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017

Pinned doesn't

When a person can't go the extra leap to throw someone under the bus, because of close proximity.

I would love to call and ask for help.. the system has help for her, but I'm pinned doesn't, and can't.....just give her a call Ralph, and ask her why she is drinking so much.

by Petesbeeps September 15, 2017

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Urban persuader

An individual that has power of transformation of society based upon words.

Lori , who is very intelligent.. keeps trying to make the world a beautiful place by steering language on urban dictionary is an urban persuader.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017