Urban persuader

An individual that has power of transformation of society based upon words.

Lori , who is very intelligent.. keeps trying to make the world a beautiful place by steering language on urban dictionary is an urban persuader.

by Petesbeeps July 09, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

sulfite snore

The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.

I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

Trumpcycle

Trump defines the news cycle..As the media follows behind, playing catch up.

Another Trumpcycle performance was made as Trump gave his speech, with a few jabs here and there.. Making headlines, creating diversions, and baffling most politicians and pundits.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

Low power mode

Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear

There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 09, 2017

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018