Petesbeeps's definitions

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Mr. Kia

Mister know it all... knows everything about anything, a real annoying type.

Here comes Mr. Kia again..what a know it all, and he wonders why nobody likes him.. poor fella..

by Petesbeeps August 13, 2017

ample gratitudes

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.

I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.

by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Bone broth fever

The cravings one gets after having bone broth for 2 consecutive days also accompanied with jitters, lack of concentration, stiffness in the forarms and wrist. Blurried vision and seclusion for brief periods of the day

I'm not sure where Richard is..I told my boss.,he keeps leaving the register. I do recall he has signs of bone broth fever though. He's been on that new diet, miracle cure he claims.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Concave reflex

After a relationship break up, there is a caving in between the two, mend the relationship, find a solution with arguments, texts, photos, videos, swearing, leverage, until they get together. Repeating the cycle.

Margaret is having concave reflex, she just broke up with Raphael, and now she is calling him constantly.. Poor thing..

by Petesbeeps September 21, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

"Do your job or you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich !!!" the chief of staff for the administration yelled at the interns.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017