Petesbeeps's definitions
Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!
by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017
Get the Key pistolmug. In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.
by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017
Get the The one armed balboamug. after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.
I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..
by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017
Get the shit shanked and toastmug. Lori , who is very intelligent.. keeps trying to make the world a beautiful place by steering language on urban dictionary is an urban persuader.
by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017
Get the Urban persuadermug. I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.
by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017
Get the sulfite snoremug. The Trump administration is constantly moving its cabinet members around or will fire them based upon incompetence.
by Petesbeeps June 8, 2017
Get the trumpshufflemug. by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018
Get the Bone Appateetmug.