Petesbeeps's definitions

Key pistol

A ring of keys that most custodial engineers wear as to intimidate others.

Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!

by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017

The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.

In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.

by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Urban persuader

An individual that has power of transformation of society based upon words.

Lori , who is very intelligent.. keeps trying to make the world a beautiful place by steering language on urban dictionary is an urban persuader.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

sulfite snore

The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.

I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

trumpshuffle

The Trump administration is constantly moving its cabinet members around or will fire them based upon incompetence.

The news broadcaster stated.." there's been another Trumpshuffle with his administration today"

by Petesbeeps June 8, 2017

Bone Appateet

Basically titty fucking

Oh, I had the best bone appateet last night.!!

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018