Petesbeeps's definitions

Powerbawled

The feelings you get after you realize the powerball ticket you hold is just a receipt of the winning numbers and not the actual ticket.

I thought I had won the powerball after checking the numbers online. I was in shock, and making huge plans for about 10 minutes, until I realized it was was just a print out of the winning numbers from the next day. I was immediately brought back to reality, adrenaline rush was over, got back together with my girlfriend and begged for my job back.. I was a mess the crying finally stopped. I was powerbawled.

by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017

Spinstrual cycle

When a woman is on her period and the art of manipulation, or turning things around are at its highest peak.

My girlfriend is on her spinstrual cycle, I'm not sure what is up , down , left or right..

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

Pisstall whipped

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.

My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.

by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.

Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

Urban persuader

An individual that has power of transformation of society based upon words.

Lori , who is very intelligent.. keeps trying to make the world a beautiful place by steering language on urban dictionary is an urban persuader.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

sulfite snore

The snore your girlfriend gets from drinking too much wine.

I'm kept up at night listening to her sulfite snore, it must be the withdrawals from her wine I presume.

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017