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Your phone is about to die, you're drunk, you've pissed off your girlfriend, it's bar close and all your friends have left you. Possibly in rare occasions you may have skid marks in your underwear
There was this time yesterday I vaguely recall, I was in low power mode. I definitely had all the symptoms of the description, but that was just Friday night.
by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017
Get the Low power mode mug.When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.
My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.
by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017
Get the Pisstall whipped mug.After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.
Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.
by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017
Get the Bone breath mug.When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017
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Get the Bone Appateet mug.after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.
I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..
by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017
Get the shit shanked and toast mug.While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018
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