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Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.
Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..
by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017
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Pinned doesn't

When a person can't go the extra leap to throw someone under the bus, because of close proximity.
I would love to call and ask for help.. the system has help for her, but I'm pinned doesn't, and can't.....just give her a call Ralph, and ask her why she is drinking so much.
by Petesbeeps September 14, 2017
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Key pistol

A ring of keys that most custodial engineers wear as to intimidate others.
Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!
by Petesbeeps July 11, 2017
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trumpshuffle

The Trump administration is constantly moving its cabinet members around or will fire them based upon incompetence.
The news broadcaster stated.." there's been another Trumpshuffle with his administration today"
by Petesbeeps June 8, 2017
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shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017
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Trendship happens

It’s ok Betsy.. you’re cool with us all.. Trendship happens... you’re not better than us, and we like you also.. We all just want to fit in.
by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017
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shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.
I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..
by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017
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