Pete's definitions

bunch of flowers

The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.

"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"

by Pete May 12, 2004

male slave

a male who is a sex slave to a woman; she is domainant over him. he has to obey her every command.

jenna has a male slave he does everything she says

by pete October 6, 2003

duemellon

Class "A" asshole.

Duemellon is a Class "A" asshole.

by Pete March 25, 2004

balloon effect

Balloon effect is the happening of wearing baggy pants

Bootlegers had the balloon effect to hide alcohol

by pete December 3, 2003

Bouncy Girl

Gaz's second girlfriend, unbeknownst to Jen!

Hey Bouncy Girl, can I have a burger please!

by Pete December 6, 2004

mech

An impractical machine used for combat purposes. Appearing in almost every anime, they are seen as all-powerful robot suits that are usually piloted by humans. In real life, a mech would be powerless. Due to inefficent legs and humanoid look, a mech would be an easy target, and once the legs are taken out, the machine's impracticality is exposed.

While many nerds are constantly seen raving about Megazord or Zoids one of those filthy excuses for weaponry could be taken down by a modern fighter plane.

by Pete January 13, 2004

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 6, 2004