Pete's definitions

vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

by Pete August 29, 2005

Gwack em'

slang term when playing basketball.

*shoots ball* gwack em'!!

by Pete April 2, 2003

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 6, 2004

grundle

The grundle is the area between the penis and the asshole. This area is the most dark and hairy realm of the human male body. I like to call it pergatory - the area between heaven and hell.

"First I'll suck you're cock and if you're nice, I will pet your grundle"

by Pete April 3, 2005

lmfaoshism

lmfaoshism:laugh my fucking ass of so hard i shit myself

Used in online chat conversations
Backround: Made up by some kid trying to be origional...Brendan this ones for u...

Guy: Hey man BOOBIES!!
Guy2: lmfaoshism greatest word ever!
Guy: Swoot...

by Pete January 12, 2005

shang dang

Shang Dang is an exclamation used when something good happens.

You're walking to class and find a five dollar bill... "Shang dang!"

a girls skirt flies up in the wind and you see some of that sweet poon tang... "shang dang!"

you somehow got an A on your Chemistry final without studying "SHANG DANG (times two)"

by Pete May 3, 2004