Pete's definitions

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

Durbal

An absolute cunt, in fact, the biggest cunt in the universe. I HATE HIM

Durbal is a massive CUNT!

by Pete December 6, 2004

fishy flaps

A woman's labia, usually one that hangs out and smells rather vivid.

Her fishy flaps could be smelt as soon as I walked into the room.

by Pete November 15, 2004

cobbie

the exact opposite of being the leader in a peer's group, ie, being the person whose presence noone notices.

Don't waste your time with this cobbie! He's a noone!

by Pete August 27, 2003

Fire Drill

A tool kept at schools the staff uses to drill flaming holes in the heads of students.

"That's it. It's the fire drill for you, Mr.Peterson."

by Pete August 20, 2003

Spotted Dick

n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog

"I love eating home baked spotted dick"

by Pete January 20, 2004

narbles

NARBLES YOUR RULING EMPIRE....CREATED BY ME SAL AND GREG...all hail the faithful narbles

a following

by Pete May 13, 2004