241 definitions by Pete

phaggeltooth

1.) one or many teeth that are slightly crooked, sometimes straying far off the trail of the other teeth. Often comes from no braces or not wearing a retainer. Very irritating to look at. Upon giving head, the tooth will scrape and injure one's genitalia.

"Patrick's girlfriend has a phaggeltooth. I bet that shit hurts. He should only do her from behind." or "Man, that chick was hot, until I saw her phaggeltooth. I couldn't stop staring at it."

by Pete April 21, 2003

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

stuffed

to be exhusted

"i was stuffed after that run"

by Pete January 20, 2004

D's B's

Abbreviated form of Dog's Bollocks meaning an object that is greatly admired.

Have you seen Jim's new motor? It's the D's B's!

by Pete January 6, 2005

Hot Steve

Pissing up someone's nose while their mouth is duct taped shut.

That bitch pissed me off when she cheated on me so i bought some duct tape, taped her mouth shut and pissed up her nose. She wont cheat on me again.

by Pete March 18, 2004

catch feelings

to have your feelings hurt

The fat girl would catch feelings whenever we threw hot dogs at her.

by Pete February 28, 2005

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 27, 2003