Pax's definitions

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

NAMBLA

Forget what everyone told you, it's not the "North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes", it's really the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes. You all need to watch that episode again.

Blacks unite to join NAMBLA!

by PaX March 12, 2005

pishflaps

1-Scottish - Labia or pussy lips
2-Scottish - garbage talked by some people(mosylty in politics)

1- i went down on her and her pishflaps were tasty!
2- that fucker Blair just talks a load of pishflaps

by pax September 15, 2003

Chillum

originally a cone-like stone pipe from India with a "soap stone" in the centre of the hole to stop the weed falling thru.it ca also be made from any ceramic and is often used with a damp cloth at the mouth piece end.it has never and will never be aything to do with tinfoil, you numpty skag head tube.

" i got some tasty skunk "
" cool ,we'll put it in the chillum"

by pax September 15, 2003

spam castinettes

the female genitals.

"if music be the food of love......let me play your spam castinettes"

by Pax September 15, 2003

Clout

where the "pishflaps" are found

i would say she had a clout like a glove, but you can only get 5 fingers in a glove

by pax September 15, 2003

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003