Paul's definitions

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

ravine

colloq. homosexual. (gay abandon). —n. colloq. (esp. male) homosexual. gayness

You're so ravine

by Paul April 2, 2003

NS

Acronym for Nation State or Nation States, an online political simulation game.

My NS just became a Father Knows Best State.

by Paul November 23, 2004