Paul's definitions

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

by Paul March 23, 2004

Swimmigrant

an immigrant in the US who swam over the river/gulf to get there.

Dude... That guy working at the McDonalds? He\\\\\\\'s such a swimmigrant! He doesn\\\\\\\'t even speak english!

by Paul May 27, 2007

Boon-duh

How to pronounce "Bunda" which is Portuguese for butt.

Boon-duh is used the same way such words as "Badonkadonk" is used, but usually expressed in a loud manner.

Aaron: You see amanda foo'?
Allen: Yea' homie. That girl got Boon-duh!

by Paul January 2, 2005

selimi

tight ass
A guy with stupid lines
A dumb ass white guy trying to get with the ugliest foes in the club. LOOK UP FOE.

Cuz why are u acting like selimi?
Your a selimi! Fool!

by Paul May 23, 2004