Paul's definitions

ki

kilogram of cocaine or crack

watch the movie scarface they say it throughout the whole movie

by paul August 31, 2004

fist fuck

What the politicians try to do too us every day.

This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much

by paul March 5, 2005

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004

fernande

The fernande is most commonly know as where the crust of a pizza meets its cheese and tomato topping.

My Tom, That was some good fernande there (can also be known as a fernande ring, or an F-ring)

by Paul July 23, 2004

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004

rire

meaning "to laugh" in french, this word may be used instead of "LOL".

*woman falls down flight of stairs*

Rire! I can't believe that just happened.

by Paul October 8, 2003

true blue

Australian slang.
The real thing, no bullshit.

Weary Dunlop was a true blue aussie.

by Paul May 15, 2004