Paul's definitions

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

typearbys

Oven Mitt ownage all day/ everyday

It is what it is

by Paul April 13, 2004

bumknuckle

a completely useless person who is wasting my air, someone who is not retarded but acts that way

grant you are a bumknuckle on the ass of society

by paul March 17, 2004

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

The Communist

The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.

"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"

by Paul January 31, 2005

crapshit

crap, with shit added

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit

by Paul June 19, 2003