slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003

dick cheese

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

by paul August 04, 2004

hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.

That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.

by paul October 02, 2004

Heatherest

A non-slutty girl named Heather.

Heather McNally is the Heatherest!

by Paul April 16, 2004

trouser elephant

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

by Paul January 17, 2004

nee-hi

nee-hi is a brand of fruit flavored sodas.

man, i love grape nee-hi

by Paul August 07, 2004

Potent Potables

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

by Paul June 14, 2005