Paul's definitions

boyakasha

A phrase made popular in recent years by the brilliant comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, star of the HBO special, Da Ali G Show. The show was originally introduced in the UK, then moved to the US, after becoming popular to the point of being hard to fool anyone anymore. The main difference between the UK version and the US version is that in the UK, it had an audience that you could hear laugh, like most tv sitcoms, whereas the US version has no audience reactions. There was also a movie made called Ali G Indahouse before the move to the US. The movie is actually really lame compared to the reality-based series. Cheap humour and... more cheap humour.

If you listen to the song Keep Their Headz Ringin' by Dr.Dre, you will hear a background singer repeating "B-B-B-B-Boyakasha!", which is probably where Ali G got it from.

by Paul November 2, 2005

hell

Where Jerry falwell and everyone else who refuses to see that jesus spent his whole life campaigning against the rich and powerful is going.

all of the RNC is going to hell.

by Paul September 15, 2005

homosofagasorus

The ONLY gay dinosaur

OH NO! HERE COMES HOMOSOFAGASORUS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! ZEE COCK IS IN TOWN!!!!

by Paul September 8, 2005

JApplet

1: An extended version of java.applet.Applet that adds support for the JFC/Swing component architecture.

2: A small Jap's eye; the male urethral opening.

1. import java.awt.*;
import javax.swing.*;

public class JAppletExample extends JApplet {

public void init() {
WindowUtilities.setNativeLookAndFeel();
Container content = getContentPane();
content.setBackground(Color.white);
content.setLayout(new FlowLayout());
content.add(new JButton("Button 1"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 2"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 3"));
}
}

2. "Hit me with that fish one more time and I'll stick barbed wire up your japplet. Bitch."

by Paul September 12, 2005

dogger

A lazy, unproductive person who is often found fucking the dog or doggin' it

"Get off the couch and help ya dogger"

by Paul May 27, 2005

Molie

(mō'lē, mŏ'lē)

Slang for a Somaliperson. Usually considered offensive.

Also spelled Moly or Moli

Get outta here, molie!

by Paul May 27, 2005

shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots

I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.

by Paul May 27, 2005