Paul's definitions

bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

crapshit

crap, with shit added

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit

by Paul June 19, 2003

SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty

" my dad's a senile delinquent "

by paul April 14, 2005

muck the barn

to give oral sex to a woman

He mucked my barn for 45 minutes last night.
Dude I was totally mucking her barn.

by Paul February 16, 2005

typearbys

Oven Mitt ownage all day/ everyday

It is what it is

by Paul April 13, 2004

The Communist

The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.

"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"

by Paul January 31, 2005

Gravel Samsonfrof

A name that gets called out at a graduation ceromony beacause the school's too fucking dumb to pronounce Paul Samsonov.

"GRAVEL SAMSONFROF!!...GRAVEL SAMSONOFROF!! Is there a Gravel Samsonofrof here?!! Please come up to recieve your deploma for the the Centennial High School completion.

by Paul November 15, 2004