Paul's definitions

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 4, 2004

Face Fart

Burp that smells. Usually results from eating rich food and/or drinking beer.

Man, after that pizza I had some nasty face farts.

by Paul August 23, 2004

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

wembly

The sentiment which is felt after finding out that your ELY was wrong

I thought that all had gone wrong but i was wrong and i had a WEMBLY

by Paul January 14, 2004

Londoner

Someone who lives in London.

by Paul August 17, 2003

gold digger

What a person is called when he/she is picking there nose

Look at him. He's a gold digger.

by paul January 15, 2003

Dr. Greenthumb

n- one who is proficient at the growth of and/or use of cannibus sativa.

Dr. Greenthumb is lookin fuckin high tonight!

by Paul December 6, 2003