Paul's definitions

captain planet

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.

yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.

by Paul February 16, 2005

Emen

Act of Stupidity
Lack of intelligence

Wow, you pulled an emen

by Paul April 27, 2004

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake

Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer

So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?

by Paul December 25, 2008

bow wow

FUCK do you nigger bitches not know how to spell!??!?

ok anyways, Bow Wow is a corporate little wannabe who wishes he was a gangsta but is really from the suburbs of Ohio. OH I BETTA NOT HAVE DISSED BOW WOW, he'd bust a cap in my ass...actually no he wont, he'll just tell his mommy.

listen to some of his songs.....

by paul February 19, 2005

Grady

Absconder/fugitive from the law. Average age is 33-37 years and can usually be found Riding Coat Tale at one’s parents home. Has known to possess homosexual tendencies and strong addiction to porn. Caution: One should never try to approach a Grady due to the fact that they are masters at gypsy hypnosis and owe money to past friends in amounts ranging from $150 to several thousand dollars.

Oh shit, don't let that guy in your home, he's likely to pull a Grady on you and charge thousands of dollars worth of porn to your cable bill.

by Paul February 2, 2005

asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.

DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.

by Paul June 19, 2006

reezee

Reezee means REAL. Reezee is just an offshot of the word real. The first sound of the word is attached to "zee" to make the whole sound rhyme with other -zee and -zle words like shizzle, dizzle...

Freezin fo reezee
It's freezing for real.

by Paul January 23, 2005