Paul's definitions

connor it

verb- to mess up a good chance at sexual gratification from a person of the opposite gender, often caused by severe feelings of self doubt.

The man connored it by not getting laid by the hot naked girl in his bed, even though she said "gee i'm really horny tonight."

by Paul December 6, 2003

ned

A young spotty unemployed shellsuit wearing tink, who thinks thunderbird is a drink for posh people, his ambition is to go to jail and offend as many normal people as possible, the highlight of his week is giro day or slashing someone at the weekend, scared to look at you on his own, but thinks he is hard as fuck in a group of 20 other neds, picks fag buts from the street and hassles people for spare change.

No I am not going to give you my spare change you fuckin ned,

or, get a job you fucking ned

by Paul January 14, 2004

hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 9, 2003

ki

kilogram of cocaine or crack

watch the movie scarface they say it throughout the whole movie

by paul August 31, 2004

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004

fist fuck

What the politicians try to do too us every day.

This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much

by paul March 5, 2005

magentacore

Unlike the commonly known fernande (the best damn bit of the pizza) in various other food stuffs, it is infact the center of said food stuffs that is the most pleasing to ones pallet.
This can be found most frequently in cakes and doughnuts.

After guzzling down an F-ring, mike turned to lucy and asked to partake of her magentacore, to which she hastenly agreed.

by Paul July 23, 2004