Paul's definitions

fist fuck

What the politicians try to do too us every day.

This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much

by paul March 5, 2005

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

nixus

large South African irc network nixus.org

"I'm bored! lets go admire the nixus irc opers"

by Paul August 12, 2004

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004

deus ex

most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.

JC Denton owns all your asses

by paul April 1, 2004

Owsum

What Steve said on AIM

Urban Dictionary.com is owsum.

by Paul March 29, 2005

flobby

Flobby is the face you make after your airbag opens in a car

Micheal's face was really flobby after the accident

by Paul December 17, 2003