Definitions by Paul

monkey woman 

A high school teacher who looks frightengly just like a monkey. She has a lazy eye and has many posters of monkeys spread around her classroom.

Dude don't let monkey woman see you cheating.

monkey woman by Paul March 22, 2005

dahk ssal 

Korean saying of acting so gross in a couple relationship that causes anybody within proximity to have goosebumps.

me to my gf: Hey baby (in a babyish voice) i missy wissy you so much honey bunny!.

everyone else: That's mad dahk ssal.

dahk ssal by paul March 22, 2005

blessfuck

To have sex in a place where you've not had it before.

Came about from watching a trashy house renovation programme.

'Wow, this house is so cool now! Lets blessfuck every room in it before the kids get home!'

blessfuck by Paul March 17, 2005

Sirius

soon to be the new home of Howard Stern

When Howard Stern moves to Sirius satilite radio nothing will be the same

Sirius by Paul March 10, 2005

fist fuck 

What the politicians try to do too us every day.

This measure is vital to the national interest.............and it will not hurt them (the scum such as you and i)........to much

fist fuck by paul March 5, 2005

Shark Tank 

The very feared gang at Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose, CA. It is revered by many people who walk around the school, not wanting to mess with anybody for fear of being killed. The Shark Tank gang is rivals with the Fish Bowls, a waterpolo gang.

Ohh shit, here come some Shark Tanks. Don't look them in the eyes!

Shark Tank by Paul February 27, 2005

Tucan 

A tucan is a mythological bird that is best friends with unicorns and high hippies. Tucan Sam is the most well known tucan known in existance today.

I think there is a tucan on the freeway!

Tucan by Paul February 27, 2005