Definitions by Paul

john madden 

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

john madden by Paul February 2, 2005

Grady 

Absconder/fugitive from the law. Average age is 33-37 years and can usually be found Riding Coat Tale at one’s parents home. Has known to possess homosexual tendencies and strong addiction to porn. Caution: One should never try to approach a Grady due to the fact that they are masters at gypsy hypnosis and owe money to past friends in amounts ranging from $150 to several thousand dollars.

Oh shit, don't let that guy in your home, he's likely to pull a Grady on you and charge thousands of dollars worth of porn to your cable bill.

Grady by Paul February 2, 2005

Gypsy Hypnosis 

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.

Gypsy Hypnosis by Paul February 2, 2005

The Communist 

The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.

"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"

The Communist by Paul January 31, 2005

Windows ME 

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

Windows ME by Paul January 24, 2005

cheerio 

something the stupid fucking brits say

"cheerio, mate!"
"good aye!"

cheerio by Paul January 24, 2005

reezee 

Reezee means REAL. Reezee is just an offshot of the word real. The first sound of the word is attached to "zee" to make the whole sound rhyme with other -zee and -zle words like shizzle, dizzle...

Freezin fo reezee
It's freezing for real.

reezee by Paul January 23, 2005