Patrick Zaharychuk's definitions

Scummerside

A derogatory term for Summerside, Prince Edward Island

Greg: "If you told me that a crackhead through an axe through a window and asked me where it happened, I would say Scummerside. The best part of going to there is leaving."

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 10, 2025

wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views

The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Nofunswick

New Brunswick

Mary had no idea why people called it Nofunswick. They had a CostCo, for Pete's sake!

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 10, 2025

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

skink

verb: tickle by grasping or jabbing the oblique.

(Spelling unclear. Possibly 'sqink' or 'squink'.)

While Joel was fixing the light bulb, Harj saw the perfect opportunity to skink him.

by Patrick Zaharychuk February 16, 2024

snerd

A hooded sweatshirt

It was getting chilly, so Rosie pulled to hood up on her snerd and buried her hands into the joey pocket.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

skink squad

noun: an organisation that promotes skinking.

The skink squad was roving the halls, searching for someone to to skink.

by Patrick Zaharychuk February 16, 2024