Patrick Zaharychuk's definitions

Shaddy

A generic name for a Lebanese man

Shaddy ran a real estate and corner store empire.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 10, 2025

Nofunswick

New Brunswick

Mary had no idea why people called it Nofunswick. They had a CostCo, for Pete's sake!

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 10, 2025

Scummerside

A derogatory term for Summerside, Prince Edward Island

Greg: "If you told me that a crackhead through an axe through a window and asked me where it happened, I would say Scummerside. The best part of going to there is leaving."

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 10, 2025

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

snerd

A hooded sweatshirt

It was getting chilly, so Rosie pulled to hood up on her snerd and buried her hands into the joey pocket.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

snooky pack

An applesauce pouch

Darryl put a snooky pack in his daughter's lunchbox. The brand was of the snooky pack was Go Go Squeez.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

frotian

An African-Nova Scotian

North Preston is known for having a large population of frotians.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025