Definitions by Patrick Zaharychuk
wonk honk
wonk honk by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
frotian
frotian by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
snooky pack
An applesauce pouch
Darryl put a snooky pack in his daughter's lunchbox. The brand was of the snooky pack was Go Go Squeez.
snooky pack by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
snerd
It was getting chilly, so Rosie pulled to hood up on her snerd and buried her hands into the joey pocket.
snerd by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
Vancey Pants
"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"
Vancey Pants by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
Scummerside
Greg: "If you told me that a crackhead through an axe through a window and asked me where it happened, I would say Scummerside. The best part of going to there is leaving."
Scummerside by Patrick Zaharychuk January 10, 2025