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Agnos

"I'm an Agnostic; I worship Agnos". A jokey slang which really means "I don't worship any person. I live my life based on PROVABLE reality. Yes, this or that might hypothetically be true. I can't prove that Santa Claus does NOT exist. But, on the other hand, I can't prove that Santa Claus DOES exist, so why should I BELIEVE in him? Should I let my life be ruled by something that is NOT proven to exist? NO! Thank you for listening, and YOU may live however YOU want to (as long as you don't hurt others). Peace, Love & Freedom my friend.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 12, 2006
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amanda

When applied to a WOMAN, the wonderful, lovely, beautiful name AMANDA means LOVE. When applied to a cross-dressing man, AMANDA means, "Dude, look at that NON-CHICK over there, A MAN, DUH!"?
AMANDA is a super beautiful name for an ACTUAL woman. But, that doesn't mean that slang words cannot sound like non-slang words. Even names: Dick, Peter, Roger (british) and John (2 meanings!). AMANDA girl, we AMANDA (love) you! Please accept our apologies for any misunderstandings.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 2, 2006
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Priesthood

The collective body of priests.
The Priesthood is a total lie! A Catholic "Father" is NOT a father; he is celibate! A Mormon "Elder" is NOT an elder, he is like 18-20 years old! How Aaronic.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian January 13, 2007
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Elvis

The world's LARGEST elf.
Elvis was FANTASTIC until about 1974. All of that 74-76 stuff should be burned! His movies seem really dumb, and yet, somehow, they are very entertaining. Like Bruce Lee movies.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 11, 2006
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God can do anything

Before you read my questions, realize that I do NOT want to be offensive or anger provoking, just THOUGHT provoking. THINK! If you are offended or angry, that is your choice, not mine.
IF God can do anything, and if God does NOT want anyone to sin, then why doesn't He stop people from sinning? OR, Why didn't He create all people to not WANT to sin, and therefore do NOT sin?

Even if God is real, that doesn't mean that all popular ideas about Him are real.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006
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nerdette

A sexy female nerd. A non-sexy female nerd is a "nerdle".
"Damn! That librarian is such a nerdette!"
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 2, 2006
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cigar smoker

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006
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