The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.
Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts
by pat October 27, 2014
1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass
by pat May 15, 2003
Having the same parents or the same grandparents on either the mother's or the father's side. Often used in combination: a cousin-german; a brother-german.
by Pat October 19, 2004
Response to a comment that throws you off guard and you are unable to respond to immediately because of shock of imagery.
Pretty Girl: “Imma ‘bout to jump in the shower! Wish you were joining me”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”
Me:”Oof! Hell ya that’d be cool!”
by Pat September 17, 2020
by pat July 28, 2003
I haven't gotten any in months, but I am going to fuck the bitches like a degenerate gambler on a hot steak.
by Pat February 24, 2005