Pat's definitions

heaven

Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.

Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?

by Pat April 2, 2004

sociology

(noun) a subject often taught by leftist college professors and used as a soap box to spew liberal propaganda about "The Man" keeping them down.

I just took a course on sociology, and now I want to overthrow something because my professor knows all. I must do his bidding.

by Pat March 28, 2004

flaming

This is what trolls do when they warm up for their barage of pointless comments. Flaming can be defined by making pointless or hurtful mesages or just posting to see your own IM. Flamers are often banned or ignored in a forum or chatroom.

augusta is a flamer, lets get him. (not to be confused with a homosexual)

I went flaming last wednesday, now i have a bad rash.

by pat March 23, 2004

b0rkatron

Someone who totally owns/pwns/dominates all else.

I would have to say that God = teh ub3r b0rkatron

by Pat March 22, 2004

EEYYAAHH

Expression of agreement, excitement, or satisfaction.

... to take back the white house, EEEEYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Pat March 19, 2004

Tim Nelms

An attractive hermaphrodite

Penis, breasts, Tim Nelms

by Pat March 16, 2004

MGCL, (N.)

abbreviation for Mother Goose-Compulsive liar, some one that just tells rediculous bullshit stories that are not true. Some of the most notorious People known for this syndrome include Chris Wrin and George Paul Sheppler.

Pat:Yo Wrin just said he banged this chick in his car.
Dave:He did not, what an MGCl

by Pat March 14, 2004