Pat's definitions

quad

a quarter of an ounce

let me cop a quad

by PAT September 25, 2003

Beautifu

This word means beyond beautiful. It was developed by the ancient neo-Persians in the early beginning of the new common era. It was developed as a war cry the men would scream to their wives, expressing their love and adoration for them. Thus, the root of beautifu began. It is one of the only words able to describe the true perfectness of Patrick

It’s crazy how beautifu Patrick really is.

No wonder the angenator simps for him.

by Pat January 9, 2021

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

deck

A packet of cigarettes

1:"Man, i only have two cigarettes left"
2:"But you had a whole deck last nite"

by Pat February 11, 2004

EEYYAAHH

Expression of agreement, excitement, or satisfaction.

... to take back the white house, EEEEYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Pat March 19, 2004

noost

When used as an adjective, add "-er"

A very, very attractive female

Hey, look at that nooster!

by Pat February 18, 2003

heaven

Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.

Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?

by Pat April 2, 2004