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left

adj. not right

adj. wrong, according to the bfg

n. side that leans towards liberalism

n. side of the brain that deals with logic and analytical reasoning

n. the hand that will reach out of your monitor and smack you upside your thick skull for looking this up
people who look up left in dictionaries need to find a better way to spend their time, as do i for even bothering to make a fucking definition for left. wow i'm really don't want to do this fucking discrete math homework--my left brain is fucked up.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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oo

an interjection used to express surpise, frustration, pleasure, admiration, or awe
oo you touched my tralala.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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whoosh

(n.) the sound of something flying by very quickly, deadlines for instance.

(v.) to pass by very rapidly.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams.

A snowball whooshed past my face, missing by an infinitesmal distance; I let out my battle cry that woke up the whole neighborhood.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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gross

n. An acronym for Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS from Calvin and Hobbes.

adj. Disgusting or inducing nausea or revulsion.
I can't stand girls; I'm joining gross.

Eating dog poo is gross.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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yonder

adv.
In or at that indicated place: the house over yonder.

adj.
Being at an indicated distance, usually within sight: “Yonder hills,” he said, pointing.

pron.
One that is at an indicated place, usually within sight.

(dictionary.com)
Look over there at the big blue yonder.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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worthy

(adj.) To be of sufficient value.

(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.

(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.

(n.) A distinguished person.
I'm not worthy, your highness!

I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!

Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
by papermachete November 3, 2005
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ex

Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory.

(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.

(n.) A former anything.
*see picture of naked grandma* EX!!

Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!

Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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