blown

Similar to "wasted" but in relation to smoking "buddah" and not drinking alcohol. High of yer ass

I got blown last night

by Papa Smurf February 04, 2003

fire in the hole

Kinky sex act in which one partner dips their tongue in hot sauce before giving a rim job.

Dave's Insanity sauce creates incredibly painful, but erotic experience for both (or all) people involved.

by Papa Smurf January 11, 2004

Ted Kennedy

The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.

Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.

by Papa Smurf July 26, 2005

dminitri

A word extracted from the name Dmitri and Used to describe a person who cannot construct a sentence or spell his own name, Is rude, Arrogant, Can never be wrong, Has very bad BO Problems.

This person is short, hard to work with, hard to understand and just a general real pain in the ass.

Gee he is a real Dminitri, I cant understand a thing he is saying, he smells and he is really giving me the shits and nothing he does is his fault.

by Papa Smurf October 20, 2004

smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

Box cutter

The Islamic terrorist's switchblade and edged weapon of choice.

The towelheads on Flight 11 out of Boston were armed with box cutters.

by Papa Smurf July 27, 2005

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 01, 2004