John Kerry

The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.
The French really love John Kerry.
by Papa Smurf May 11, 2005
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fire in the hole

Kinky sex act in which one partner dips their tongue in hot sauce before giving a rim job.
Dave's Insanity sauce creates incredibly painful, but erotic experience for both (or all) people involved.
by Papa Smurf January 12, 2004
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Box cutter

The Islamic terrorist's switchblade and edged weapon of choice.
The towelheads on Flight 11 out of Boston were armed with box cutters.
by Papa Smurf July 09, 2005
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blown

Similar to "wasted" but in relation to smoking "buddah" and not drinking alcohol. High of yer ass
I got blown last night
by Papa Smurf February 04, 2003
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dminitri

A word extracted from the name Dmitri and Used to describe a person who cannot construct a sentence or spell his own name, Is rude, Arrogant, Can never be wrong, Has very bad BO Problems.

This person is short, hard to work with, hard to understand and just a general real pain in the ass.
Gee he is a real Dminitri, I cant understand a thing he is saying, he smells and he is really giving me the shits and nothing he does is his fault.
by Papa Smurf October 21, 2004
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Ted Kennedy

The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.
Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.
by Papa Smurf July 09, 2005
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golden years

The time of one's life after 65. Also referred to as over the hill.
"My dad is locked up in a nursing home, enjoying his golden years.
by Papa Smurf September 25, 2003
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