Definitions by Papa Smurf

cell wall 

An <organelle> in a plant cell. Used to protect the cell from harmful <substances>.

The <cell wall> is the outside part of a plant cell.

cell wall by Papa Smurf September 26, 2017

Box cutter 

The Islamic terrorist's switchblade and edged weapon of choice.

The towelheads on Flight 11 out of Boston were armed with box cutters.

Box cutter by Papa Smurf July 27, 2005

Ted Kennedy 

The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.

Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.

Ted Kennedy by Papa Smurf July 26, 2005

John Kerry 

The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.

The French really love John Kerry.

John Kerry by Papa Smurf May 14, 2005

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked 

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up? 

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up? by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

dminitri

A word extracted from the name Dmitri and Used to describe a person who cannot construct a sentence or spell his own name, Is rude, Arrogant, Can never be wrong, Has very bad BO Problems.

This person is short, hard to work with, hard to understand and just a general real pain in the ass.

Gee he is a real Dminitri, I cant understand a thing he is saying, he smells and he is really giving me the shits and nothing he does is his fault.

dminitri by Papa Smurf October 20, 2004