Papa Smurf's definitions

fire in the hole

Kinky sex act in which one partner dips their tongue in hot sauce before giving a rim job.

Dave's Insanity sauce creates incredibly painful, but erotic experience for both (or all) people involved.

by Papa Smurf January 11, 2004

blown

Similar to "wasted" but in relation to smoking "buddah" and not drinking alcohol. High of yer ass

I got blown last night

by Papa Smurf February 4, 2003

golden years

The time of one's life after 65. Also referred to as over the hill.

"My dad is locked up in a nursing home, enjoying his golden years.

by Papa Smurf September 24, 2003

cell wall

An <organelle> in a plant cell. Used to protect the cell from harmful <substances>.

The <cell wall> is the outside part of a plant cell.

by Papa Smurf September 26, 2017

John Kerry

The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.

The French really love John Kerry.

by Papa Smurf May 14, 2005

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

Ted Kennedy

The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.

Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.

by Papa Smurf July 26, 2005