PORGSSSS's definitions
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
Get the Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2mug. What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.
What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho
ikr it's just sad
ikr it's just sad
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
Get the What are the profile names heremug. by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
Get the sadmug. We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
Get the When your parents explain to you what cancer ismug. 1st person: Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?! on UrBan DictIonary?
2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....
2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....
by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023
Get the Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?mug. Southpark, or Northpark Kim Jong-un is a short, asian Southpark character, only he's not from Southpark, he's from Northpark. North Korea, more like. *wink*
Here's a picture of him now: h ttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSflrJ5CvKRvhWIYPwnMxlMGqkM6e--zpSgVQ&usqp=CAU
You might want to remove the space in between to see the picture.
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You might want to remove the space in between to see the picture.
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023
Get the Southpark Kim Jong-unmug. If America was communist, I do believe that we would be on better terms with Russia, whose allegiance with China we will use to take over the world. Eventually the United States would control the entirety of the Americas, and Russia having total control of Europe and China dominating Asia. All nuclear weapons would be illegal, however, courtesy of the U.S. Then these three countries would have a space race to Mars, and eventually defend ourselves against multiple alien invasions. Each of the species we defeat we learn from and advance our technology, and to the point where we are now able to travel the stars. Sadly, as communism is a form of government frowned upon by many, a resistance is formed that brings communism to its knees, but as a last attempt of justice, the communists nuke the entire planet, destabilizing it enough that Earth actually implodes in a fiery disaster, destroying the entire solar system.
If America was communist.... Oh, imagine!
The fate of our planet is now set... Nothing we can do now can or will change it.
The fate of our planet is now set... Nothing we can do now can or will change it.
by PORGSSSS October 12, 2023
Get the If america was communistmug.