PJ's definitions

nasty snatch

the most disguisting of all pussies concieved by god
nastiest cooter ever

while walking down broadway i saw this woman,probably over 400 pounds.my friend asked me, that must be some pretty nasty snatch huh?

by PJ April 28, 2003

arse marrow

A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.

1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!

by PJ January 1, 2005

dookie dance

A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.

Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.

After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.

by pj January 28, 2005

schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

by pj July 27, 2003

Well...YOU KNOW!

This was a phrase that has been thrown around and can fit in just about in any situation...but mainly serves to piss seby off, which it is extremely effective at.

PJ/Matt "Well...YOU KNOW"
Seby "Shut the fuck up"
PJ/Matt "Seby ... Well YOU KNOW"
Seby "You guys are gay"

by pj April 4, 2004

boywonder

pretentious homosexual who wears his thinly disguised toupee like an aged nun's merkin; frequently rambles on about his incontinence and love of internet porn

After that curry last night I did the biggest boywonder in the loo.

by pj March 26, 2004

ttysoon

a man who uses his anus like a vagina, frequently

"i have an itchy abcess on my ttyson," said pj

by pj January 17, 2004