A magical creature created when someone named Tyson split in half. It's tiny, drop kickable, has a huge ass and makes friends with nearly anyone. But even though it may be cute, it's chaotic and violent tendencies will make him hunt you down in an instant. The way to become friends with "The Tysoon" is by offering them a cat. Hopefully, you'll be lucky enough to become friends with this creature.
"Have you heard about The Tysoon? I heard they're quite violent."
"Fuck off. The Tysoon is mine!"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!