PETER's definitions

Woodpecker

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls

"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"

by peter October 24, 2003

katyworms

this word is used to describe young sluts who take pictures of themselves giving blowjobs, etc.

My little sister totally pulled a katyworms!

by peter October 27, 2004

Baghdaddies

Purveyors of fine, eclectic music

They rocked like baghdaddies

by peter September 21, 2003

shave it

when a girl has too much hair down there

god damn she had a hairy ass cooch so i told her to go shave it

by peter November 11, 2003

poster child

an insult, likening someone to one of the children on the Jerry Lewis promotional poster for his telethon. aka: Jerry's Kid

That dude needs help, that friggin' poster child.

by Peter April 16, 2004

UfO

Unbelievably Fucken Obvious

That Idiot is so UFO!

by Peter October 10, 2005

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003