PETER's definitions

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

manky

To be spoilt or become defective.

I tried to cook a roast dinner but it came out all manky.
My bicycle's front wheel is manky.

by Peter December 19, 2003

Focus

Great Dutch rock band, famous for the song "Hocus Pocus".

I went to see Focus, the other night, and they rocked. No other band can yodel like that!

by Peter July 7, 2004

emo

the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..

man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately

by peter November 16, 2006

cartball

Golf, when played with use of an electric cart, thereby depriving it of any significant exercise value.

All too many males over age 30 consider a weekly round of cartball to be a tough workout.

by Peter May 13, 2005

wolverine

I used to watch the X-Men cartoon but I especially love the character of the "WOLVERINE" character after watching the movie 'X-Men (Part II)', which describes about the Wolverine character of a weak mutant or person who has only the healing power but after some peoples does experiment on him and puts steel in his body he becomes a very strong mutant or person.

Wolverine is awesome.

by Peter August 9, 2003

Commack

Commack is also very L.I.E.

When hanging on the Island Commack rocks.

by Peter March 20, 2005