nut graph

In journalism, the nut graph is the paragraph that expresses the main idea of the story or article, shortly after the lead.

You buried your nut graph in the middle of your story.

by Peter November 14, 2003

gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.

You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!

by Peter September 12, 2005

gratuity

To receive or give a payment to sort for favours redendered.

I left that cheap bitch a $5.00 gratuity.

by Peter August 06, 2005

gratuity

To give or recieve money for services given.

Also see tip

I left a $5.00 gratuity on the bed for the the slut

by Peter August 16, 2005

Gares

A person who plays Counter-strike all day and is french.

"Oh my lord, have you heard of eddy kim? He likes to pull out a gares!"

by Peter April 17, 2004

widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

by Peter February 26, 2004

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004