PETER's definitions

petay

1. a guy who has the BIGGEST COCK in the world and likes to get head and poonanny and some pooty at that,

2. a man who is horny as a mug and wants to see poonanny(VAGINA)

1. Damn, he must be a petay cause i can see his wang from here.

2. He is a petay cause i don't even no him and he grabbed my vagina.

by peter March 11, 2005

chode

A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode!

by Peter November 13, 2003

scunt

A womens genitals. West Indian Slang when you are mad.

Why the scunt you gotta be drinkin bai.

by Peter February 26, 2003

Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

Mooreon

Combination of "moron" and "Michael Moore", Hollywood activist.

Applied to political followers of Michael Moore.

"Uh oh. Here comes another protest group of communist 'Mooreons."

by Peter April 22, 2004

cheese

a fastball

johnson strikes him out with the high cheese

by Peter April 30, 2003

Skidmark

Erick Dejardins underwear after a trip to a theme park. It can also be used to describe Erick himself

Erick is such a fucking skidmark!

by Peter June 19, 2003