Ozymandiasm's definitions

No time for sergeants

When a work peer starts acting like your boss it’s no time for sergeants. A non-offensive, work-appropriate way of saying “you’re a dick and you are not my boss”.

Make the copies yourself if you want them done your way I’ve got no time for sergeants.

by Ozymandiasm January 1, 2021

serendubious

When an unlikely chance encounter leaves you wondering if it really was chance.

My ex just happened to show up at The Club last night; haven’t been in months. It was serendubious.

by Ozymandiasm July 31, 2021

dingaling dancer

Male counterpart to “titty dancer”. This is the legit, official playfully derogatory term for a male erotic dancer and has been for decades.

He was a dingaling dancer at Swingin Richards in Atlanta before they closed down.

by Ozymandiasm September 12, 2023

olds

A quick, one-syllable way of referring to documentaries of all types; it’s also a shortening of “old news” a somewhat archaic slang for documentary shows.

I watch sports, news, olds and occasionally a movie.

by Ozymandiasm January 19, 2023

daf

When a person or organization tries repeatedly to popularize a phrase or idea but rather than creating a new fad the idea never catches on and ultimately dies in obscurity.

Remember when we tried to get people to use the word daf to mean a fad that never caught on?

by Ozymandiasm August 5, 2020